The 80s
Her phone number starts with 8675309
Jenny
Shakespearean English
Some lads there be who take a maiden fair and lock her beauty from the wide world's gaze, as misers hoard their gold in darkened vaults. But I — I wouldst be she who walketh forth beneath the blazing sun, unbowed and free! For maidens, in sooth, do crave but merriment; aye, maidens wish for naught but joy — 'tis all that maidens wish —
Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest o' the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
This youngest child was accustomed to drink for breakfast a shake leaning over the trash can for some reason.
Taylor
There once was a gang full of cheer,
Who rode on a trailer with beer.
They snuck into Dal's,
Like mischievous pals,
Then shopped after hours to cap off the year.
Boodle/Dalwhinnie's rager
Arlene's son's oldest sister's mother's son
In 80 AD, the Emperor Titus opened up this large ampitheater to the Roman public, celebrating with 100 days of games.
The Colosseum
Trump
A lot of people, they come up to me, they say, "Sir, when you find yourself in times of trouble, who comes to you?" And I tell them, Mother Mary. Mother Mary. Tremendous woman, very special. She comes to me, speaking words of wisdom — and I love wisdom, I have the best wisdom, believe me. She says, "Let it be." And in my hour of darkness, she's standing right in front of me, very close, very powerful. Speaking words of wisdom: let it be. It's beautiful. It's so beautiful. Nobody knows Mother Mary better than me. Nobody.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
Let it be
This drink, also known as a kiddy cocktail, was a nickname for one of the youngest children in the family. Name both the drink and the person.
There once was a woman so spry,
Who fled from a fly ball on high.
On Beaver one day,
She slipped in the fray,
Then the small local hospital gave it a try.
Lindsey Softball
Terry's Wife's Eldest Sister's eldest son's wife's son.
Cullen
This professional football team with a fleur-de-lis in its logo acquired the nickname "The Ain'ts" untill they finally made the playoffs in 1987.
The Saints.
Hardboiled Detective
She only shows when the sun goes down. The thin and hungry type, all sharp angles and shadows. Nothing is new under this city's bruised sky—I've seen her here before, watching and waiting like a cat outside a mouse hole. The streetlights flickered, casting her in and out of focus. She had that look, the kind that says she knows something you don't, and she's not about to hand it over for free. I took a drag on my cigarette and let the smoke curl between us. In this town, everybody's watching. Everybody's waiting.
Maneater
She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
There once was a guy in our chat,
Who’d been added by accident—at that.
“Remove me!” he cried,
His patience had died,
Till one said, “Chill Clown,” and removed him like that.
Henry Warner
In the popular sitcom Golden Girls, Betty White's character hailed from this midwestern state:
Minnesota
FRENCH
Bonjour. Je suis Johanes Cash
Folsom Prison Blues
There once was a girl on a float,
Who drifted away from the boat.
She was young and carefree,
As she sailed out to sea,
Till the shore was a distant mote
Jenny