Biographic Info/Early Life
Mom was born in this beautiful city, which is also the birthplace of Rabbi Gibber.
Pittsburgh
You will know Mom is close by when you hear the sound made by this article of clothing.
Flip flops
You can often find Mom lounging on this, sometimes reading a book, or maybe even sleeping.
Egg chair
Do not dare leave any toys in the pool after going for a swim, or Mom will say this.
This is not a white trash pool
This animal is Mom's absolute favorite
What is a flamingo?
Mom is proudly part of this graduating class, known as the best and most successful Bais Yaakov graduating class in the school’s history.
Class of 1994
Known by its affectionate nickname, this article of clothing closely resembles a fungus.
A morning routine for mom, this activity creates its characteristic noise that may awaken you in the morning if you sleep too late.
Opening the shades
When someone is facing the consequences of their own actions, Mom frequently says this
You reap what you sow
Mom will not be caught eating salmon if this was done to it
What is freezing?
Mom's childhood best friend, with whom she often made noodles
Penina
This brand made Mom’s famous purple shirt, which she can be seen wearing in the Jungle Island picture that is hanging in the house. Until Dad made her discard it.
Benetton shirt
Knife
Mom was very upset when Aldi came to the neighborhood, because these types of people are now in her neighborhood
What is low-class?
This was the location of Mom’s bat/bas mitzvah
What is Bubby and Grandabba's house?
As a child, Mom had to travel to a toy store in East Brunswick to adopt this, which was her favorite toy growing up.
What is cabbage patch doll?
Dad dropped the ball with this Chanukah gift two years ago, when he bought Mom this dark blue article of clothing
Pajamas
Mom calls this jewelry trend "unbecoming", despite fierce disagreement on the topic
Second piercings
You won't catch mom eating this cured and sliced food item, which she affectionately refers to as
cheap junk
The kids were usually sent out of the room while Mom watched this TV show on Monday nights at 8 PM
Mom has childhood trauma from this particular activity on Sundays, which often required hours of travel
What are Civil War reenactments?
In older pictures of Mom, she can be seen wearing this brand brown sweathsirt.
What is Gap?
If you hear a noise coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night, do not fear! It is likely Mom doing this.
Getting a drink
This word is what Mom says when she is ready to get off the phone
Alrighty
When Mom wears heels with sharp points, they are also known as
cockroach killers