Como se dice?
Hello, my name is ....
Hola, mi nombre es... or me llamo...
DAD JOKE!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Capital of Nicaragua
Minagua
National sport
Baseball
Brian's wife's name?
Lori
Nice to meet you.
Mucho gusto (en conocerle).
Encantado(a) de conocerte
Nicaragua's leader
President Daniel Ortega
Distance from LA to Esteli?
2500 miles.
Gained independence from which country in 1821?
Spain.
DAD JOKE!
Why did the cop cry when writing out the traffic ticket?
It was a moving violation.
Jesus loves you.
Jesus te ama
Average income?
$400/month, but most live on < $2/day
DAD JOKE!
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Cerro Negro volcano
How many children does Brian have?
3 (Audrey, Amanda, Amelia)
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Form of government.
Constitutional Republic --> Authoritarian dictatorship.
Esteli's time zone.
CST, 1 hour ahead of us.
Nicaragua has the only freshwater ____ in the world.
Shark (bullshark).
Where did Brian go to Bible school?
Biola University
Can I pray with you?
Puedo orar contigo?
Population of Nicaragua.
7.1 million (2026).
Nicaragua's bordering countries.
Honduras and Costa Rica.
DAD JOKE!
When do you know you are reading a good anti-gravity book?
When you can't put it down.
Brian's middle name?
Richard