Biographic Info and Childhood
Mom was born in this beautiful city, which is also the birthplace of Rabbi Gibber
Pittsburgh
Known by this affectionate nickname, this article of clothing closely resembles a fungus
Mushroom hat
You can often find Mom lounging on this, sometimes reading a book, or maybe even sleeping.
Egg chair
Do not dare leave any toys in the pool after going for a swim, or Mom will say this.
"This is not a white trash pool"
This is Mom's favorite animal
Flamingo
Mom is proudly part of this graduating class. According to Mom, it is known as the most successful Bais Yaakov graduating class in the school’s history.
Class of 1994
You will know Mom is nearby when you hear the sound made by this article of clothing
Flip flops
A morning routine for mom, this activity creates its characteristic noise that may awaken you in the morning if you sleep too late.
Opening the shades
This word is what Mom says when she is ready to get off the phone
"Alrighty"
Mom will not be caught eating salmon if this was done to it
Frozen
Civil War Reenactments
This brand made Mom's famous purple shirt, which she can be seen wearing in the Jungle Island picture hanging in the house. She wore this shirt until Dad made her throw it out.
Benetton
If you hear a noise coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night, do not fear! It is likely Mom doing this.
Getting a drink
Mom was very upset when Aldi came to the neighborhood, because these types of people are now in her neighborhood
Low-class
When Mom wears heels with sharp points, they are also known as
Cockroach killers
This person was Mom's childhood best friend, with whom she often made noodles
Penina
This brand made Mom's brown sweatshirt, which she can frequently be seen wearing in old pictures.
GAP
Mom often uses this item to mix vegetables while sauteeing.
Knife
You won't catch mom eating this cured and sliced food item, which she affectionately refers to as
Cheap junk
This was the location of Mom’s bat/bas mitzvah
Bubby and Grandabba's house
As a child, Mom traveled to a toy store in East Brunswick to adopt this, which was one of her favorite toys growing up
Cabbage patch doll
Dad dropped the ball with this Chanukah gift two years ago, when he bought Mom this dark blue article of clothing.
Pajamas
Mom calls this jewelry trend "unbecoming"
When someone is facing the consequences of their own actions, Mom says this
The kids were usually sent out of the room while Mom watched this TV show on Monday nights at 8 PM
The Bachelor/Bachelorette