WWBD 1
The Wrong Order
You order a meal you've been looking forward to, but the restaurant brings you the completely wrong thing. What do you do?
A. Politely explain the mistake and ask them to remake it.
B. Eat it anyway because you don't want to be difficult.
C. Try it first, decide it's actually better, and keep it.
D. Say nothing, but spend the entire meal thinking about your original order.
A. Politely explain the mistake and ask them to remake it.
The Celebrity Sighting
You see a celebrity you really like sitting at a restaurant nearby.
A. Go over and politely say hello.
B. Absolutely do not disturb them.
C. Spend the entire meal debating whether you should say something.
D. Make eye contact and somehow create an entire imaginary friendship in your head.
C. Spend the entire meal debating whether you should say something.
The Karaoke Challenge
Your friends suddenly hand you the microphone and announce that you're singing next.
A. Pick a song you know extremely well.
B. Refuse.
C. Pick the funniest possible song.
D. Pretend you're embarrassed but secretly love the attention.
A. Pick a song you know extremely well.
The Group Chat Disaster
You accidentally send a message complaining about someone to the exact group chat that includes that person.
A. Immediately apologize.
B. Delete it and pretend nothing happened.
C. Double down with “LOL wrong chat.”
D. Turn your phone off and disappear from society.
C. Double down with “LOL wrong chat.”
The $1 Million Challenge
Someone offers you $1 million if you can spend an entire year without using the internet.
A. Accept immediately.
B. Ask whether streaming counts.
C. Decline because you'd lose your mind.
D. Accept, then realize three days later that you've made a terrible mistake.
C. Decline because you'd lose your mind.
The Text From an Ex
An ex you haven't spoken to in years suddenly texts: “Hey stranger 👀”
A. Immediately respond.
B. Screenshot it and send it to your friends before doing anything.
C. Read it, laugh, and never respond.
D. Respond with something wildly unexpected just to see what happens.
A. Immediately respond.
The Free Upgrade
A hotel accidentally gives you a room that's significantly nicer than the one you paid for.
A. Tell the front desk about the mistake.
B. Say nothing and enjoy your accidental luxury.
C. Ask if the upgrade is intentional, but hope they'll say yes.
D. Convince yourself that this is obviously fate.
B. Say nothing and enjoy your accidental luxury.
The Last Slice
There is one slice of pizza left. Everyone is pretending they don't want it.
A. Take it.
B. Ask if anyone wants it.
C. Wait until someone else takes it.
D. Make a joke about wanting it and see who reacts.
B. Ask if anyone wants it.
The Petty Revenge
Someone cuts you off in traffic, then you end up parked next to them five minutes later.
A. Ignore it completely.
B. Give them a look.
C. Make a joke about it.
D. Spend the next five minutes imagining increasingly elaborate but harmless ways to get revenge.
B. Give them a look.
The Restaurant Birthday
A restaurant finds out it's your birthday and the entire staff suddenly comes over singing.
A. Love every second of it.
B. Smile politely while dying inside.
C. Try to hide.
D. Participate enthusiastically and make it a performance.
B. Smile politely while dying inside.
The $20 on the Ground
You see a $20 bill on the ground in a crowded area.
A. Pick it up and keep it.
B. Look around for whoever dropped it and try to return it.
C. Leave it there because picking it up feels suspicious somehow.
D. Pick it up, then spend the next five minutes looking around dramatically for its owner.
D. Pick it up, then spend the next five minutes looking around dramatically for its owner.
The Friend's New Haircut
Your friend gets a haircut that you genuinely don't like and asks, “Be honest. What do you think?”
A. Tell them honestly.
B. Find something positive to say without technically lying.
C. Say you love it.
D. Ask them if they like it and base your answer entirely on their response.
C. Say you love it.
The Wrong Name
Someone you've met several times confidently calls you the wrong name.
A. Correct them immediately.
B. Let it slide.
C. Correct them, but make a joke about it.
D. Start calling them the wrong name too.
C. Correct them, but make a joke about it.
The Doorbell
Someone rings your doorbell unexpectedly at 10 p.m.
A. Answer it immediately.
B. Look through the window first.
C. Pretend you're not home.
D. Turn off every light and become completely silent.
B. Look through the window first.
The Stray Dog
A very friendly dog you've never seen before starts following you down the street.
A. Keep walking.
B. Stop and pet it.
C. Try to find its owner.
D. Start wondering if you've accidentally been chosen by the dog.
B. Stop and pet it.
C. Try to find its owner.
The Awkward Elevator
You're alone in an elevator when someone gets in, looks at you, and says, “Wow, this is awkward.”
A. Laugh and say, “Yeah, it really is.”
B. Start making increasingly awkward small talk.
C. Say absolutely nothing and stare at the floor.
D. Say something so bizarre that the awkwardness somehow becomes funny.
A. Laugh and say, “Yeah, it really is.”
The Public Argument
You're at a store and overhear someone confidently arguing with an employee about something that's clearly incorrect.
A. Mind your own business.
B. Quietly enjoy the drama.
C. Say something because you can't stand misinformation.
D. Somehow get involved despite having absolutely no reason to.
C. Say something because you can't stand misinformation.
The $500 Mistake
A cashier accidentally gives you $500 instead of $50 in change, and you don't notice until you're halfway home.
A. Go back immediately.
B. Call the store.
C. Keep it and convince yourself you'll deal with it later.
D. Panic about it for an hour and then go back.
A. Go back immediately.
The Free Food
Someone at work brings in homemade cookies and says, “Please take some. I made way too many.”
A. Take one.
B. Take several.
C. Say no, then take one when nobody's looking.
D. Ask if you're allowed to take some home.
B. Take several.
The Awkward Neighbor
Your neighbor catches you taking out the trash while you're wearing an absolutely ridiculous outfit.
A. Laugh and own it.
B. Pretend nothing is unusual.
C. Explain why you're dressed like that even though they didn't ask.
D. Immediately retreat back inside.
A. Laugh and own it.
The Group Dinner
The bill arrives and someone says, “Let's just split it evenly.” You ordered a $15 meal. Someone else ordered $70 worth of food and drinks.
A. Agree because you don't want to make it a thing.
B. Insist everyone pays for what they ordered.
C. Quietly calculate everyone's amounts on your phone.
D. Make a joke about it while secretly hoping someone else handles it.
A. Agree because you don't want to make it a thing.
The Mystery Package
A package arrives at your door addressed to someone you've never heard of.
A. Contact the delivery company.
B. Leave it outside and assume they'll eventually come get it.
C. Open it because curiosity wins.
D. Become weirdly invested in discovering who the person is.
B. Leave it outside and assume they'll eventually come get it.
The Unexpected Wedding
You're at a wedding and realize you don't actually know the bride or groom—you were invited as someone's plus-one, and they've disappeared.
What do you do?
A. Introduce yourself to someone and make friends.
B. Eat, enjoy the open bar, and embrace the mystery.
C. Try to find your plus-one immediately.
D. Decide you're now a mysterious guest with an elaborate backstory.
C. Try to find your plus-one immediately.
The Time Machine
You get access to a time machine, but you can only use it once, and you can stay in the past for exactly 24 hours.
A. Visit your own past.
B. Go see a famous historical event.
C. Meet someone from history.
D. Go somewhere completely random because the obvious choices are boring.
C. Meet someone from history.
Your friends are arguing about what you would do in a hypothetical situation. Everyone turns to you and says, “Okay, what would you actually do?”
A. Give them the honest answer.
B. Give the answer that will make the story funniest.
C. Say, “Honestly, I have no idea.”
D. Realize you now want to know what they think you'd do.
B. Give the answer that will make the story funniest.