ghosts of Sophie’s past
Sophie got a sweatshirt when she visited Max during Covid, what did this sweatshirt say?
NASH
Evan birnbaum woke up wearing these:
Indiana tidy whities
Who was Sophie’s prom date
Chris Simotas
What is the name of the park where they got engaged
Luxembourg gardens
Sophie went on a date with this guy and he couldn’t hear a word she was saying. This earned him the nickname, WAT?
Benetar
This man has chiclet teeth
Justin schnell
Sophie blacked out at little sisters lounge and ended up in who’s bed?
Buda’s
Why was Sophie’s co worker Michael absolutely beside himself that one day
in a fake plug
Sophie went out with an orthodox man because he was taking her to …
Omakese
Who’s closet did Sophie Hu with Austin Raichelson in freshman year?
Taylor Gordon
What was the name of our security guard in tulum who read Sophie good night moon
Oscar
Sophie used to be harassed by this girl online who wanted her Instagram handle. What is the handle
SophieKalden
Sophie went on a date with this guy and he drove her home 10 blocks in his convertible
Alex sands
Sophie made out with this boy in fire island and it looked like a scene from a rom com except rly she was black out
talve
Sophie woke up from a sleepover with this boy and he said don’t come near me my breath STANKKSSSSS. Earning him the nickname stank.
Grabel
Sophie stole glasses from a billionaire on spring break. What is this blind guys dads job?
Us secretary of commerce
Sophie and this man met during Covid at KBC, he was wearing a wig and she still agreed to go out with him
Gay geb
Sophie once was talking to a guy who bet her $20 that Michigan would beat Wisconsin. When they won he actually Venmo requested her $20…name this shmuck
Sam Orley
Sophie had a sleepover with this man in margate and walked in while we were singing Dara’s uncle howie happy birthday
BP
What is the name of Sophie’s Dutch female cousin
Esme
Sophie went out with this man who had abnormally large teeth
Nick