Boozy Business
This clear liquor is responsible for 90% of “I swear I don’t usually act like this.”
What is vodka?
The phrase people use when they want to break up but sound polite.
What is “It’s not you, it’s me”?
The worst moment to get a phone notification.
What is during a job interview?
The adult activity that burns 0 calories but feels like a workout.
What is arguing?
The reason breasts may feel sore after sleeping oddly.
What is pressure?
The cocktail that tricks people into thinking they’re on vacation even when they’re in a strip‑mall bar.
What is a piña colada?
This date location guarantees you’ll learn their childhood trauma by dessert.
What is Applebee’s?
The sound that ruins every quiet room.
fart
The thing adults buy when they’re lonely and bored.
What is scented candles?
The reason breasts may feel itchy during growth.
What is skin stretching?
This liquor is known as “tequila’s angry cousin.”
What is mezcal?
The date activity that sounds romantic until someone falls in the water.
What is kayaking?
The moment you regret your life choices.
What is when autocorrect betrays you?
The phrase that means “I’m flirting but pretending I’m not.”
What is “You’re funny”?
The reason breasts may feel uncomfortable in hot weather.
What is swelling?
The drink that makes people text their ex at 1:47 AM.
What is whiskey?
The animal people use to seem more attractive on dating profiles.
What is a dog?
The moment you realize you waved at a stranger.
What is instant shame?
The body part people lie about at the gym.
What is their core strength?
The reason breasts may feel uncomfortable in tight clothes.
What is compression?
The shot people take right before saying “I’m fine” for the last time that night.
What is Fireball?
The date that lasts 3 hours longer than planned because you can’t escape
What is a coffee date?
The thing people pretend not to see in public.
What is someone waving at someone else
The thing adults pretend they don’t Google.
What is symptoms?
The reason breasts may feel different day‑to‑day.
What is normal variation?