Poorly explained sports
Two naked guys try to push eachother as much as possible.
What is sumo?
A man called 911 because this household pet would not let him back into his own home.
What is a Cat?
⭐☆☆☆☆ "Too much sand. It gets everywhere. Also, the water was too salty"
What is the beach?
Any skyscraper
Eks. Burj Khalifa
This is the official language of Costa Rica.
What is Spanish?
People tread water while trying to throw a ball into a goal and occasionally attempt to drown each other when the referee isn’t looking.
What is water polo?
A man was arrested after throwing this live animal through a fast-food drive-thru window.
What is an alligator?
⭐☆☆☆☆ “Ugly city, decent weather, but at least the volcano was cool and warm.”
What is Pompeii?
Any city in south america
Eks. Rio De Janeiro
This is the capital city of Costa Rica.
What is San José?
Two teams on horses try to hit a small ball with long sticks while somehow not crashing.
What is polo?
After being pulled over, a man claimed the illegal drugs found in his car belonged to this seasonal fictional character.
Who is Santa Claus?
⭐☆☆☆☆ “Terrible cruise. Hit something in the middle of the night and the staff completely lost control.”
What is the sinking of the Titanic?
Any mountain
Eks. Mt. Fuji
Costa Rica's flag contains these three main colors.
What is red, white and blue?
Two people silently move tiny armies around until one gets trapped.
What is Chess?
A man broke into a house, ate food, showered, and then did this before police arrived.
What is fall asleep?
⭐☆☆☆☆ "The sea was blocking the road, but apparently that wasn’t a problem for the man with the long stick, to wet for me tho.”
What is The Parting of the Red Sea?
Any three countrys
Azerbaijan, Djibouti, Fiji, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan and Tajikistan
This famous Costa Rican phrase means “Pure Life” and is used as a greeting and expression of happiness.
What is Pura Vida?
People race as fast as possible while being punished if they race as fast as possible.
What is Race Walking?
During an attempted escape from police, a man chose this extremely slow piece of equipment as his getaway vehicle.
What is a lawn mower?
⭐☆☆☆☆ “Started as a painting contest and somehow the entire planet got dragged into it.”
What is WWII?
The one capital city with two J's in the world. (its in europe and i have been there) I'll count country as well.
What is Ljubljana?
Slovenia
BROMIUM BOOST!!!
Costa Rica is located between these two countries.