Things That Change With Baby #2
With baby #1, parents sanitized every toy. With baby #2, they do this.
What is the 5-second rule?
The stakeholder with the loudest feedback and no filter.
Who is the baby?
New title effective immediately.
What is Big Brother?
"Please don't lick _____."
What is anything?
Baby Sister's future superpower.
What is getting whatever she wants?
The number of baby books parents read before the first child.
What is all of them?
The meeting that cannot be rescheduled.
What is a diaper emergency?
Area requiring development when baby sister starts touching toys.
What is sharing?
"We don't put that in our _____."
What is nose?
The number of photos taken of the first child every day.
What is 100?
The number of baby books parents read before the second child.
What is none of them?
A newborn's preferred time for a status update.
What is 3:00 AM?
Key responsibility in the role.
What is making baby sister laugh?
"Where did you even find that _____?"
What is object?
The most commonly heard phrase in the house by 2028.
What is "Mooommmmm!"
This phrase becomes the official parenting strategy with Baby #2.
What is "It'll be fine"?
Unlike at work, this escalation arrives immediately.
What is crying?
Potential risk to business operations.
What is teaching her bad habits?
"Your sister is not a _____."
What is science experiment?
The first person she'll call when she needs help.
Who is Big Brother?
What parents gain after Baby #2 despite losing sleep.
What is confidence?
Baby's primary KPI in the first year.
What is sleeping and eating?
Promotion available after demonstrating patience.
What is Favorite Sibling?
"Can everyone just stop _____ for one minute?"
What is making noise?
The likely winner of future sibling negotiations.
Who is Baby Sister?