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FIRST NAME HOMOPHONES
HEALTH & FITNESS
A LOOK AT HISTORICAL AMERICANS
FROM THE FRENCH
100

In 1994 the famed photo of this creature was revealed to be a hoax; a fake head had been attached to a toy submarine

the Loch Ness Monster

100

A paint variety that dries to a dull finish

matte

100

A standing row exercise can help strengthen this ball-&-socket joint, which has more mobility than any other in humans

shoulder

100

Here she is with her literal partner in crime; she was only 23 when she was escorted not so gently from our plane of existence

Bonnie Parker

100

It's a French word for "word" & can mean a prisoner's promise not to try to escape, as well as a conditional release

parole

200

In 1835 The New York Sun printed a series of articles in which an astronomer claimed to have discovered life forms here

the Moon

200

One of the steps on the way to becoming a feudal man-at-arms

page

200

In the 1830s a Belgian statistician developed this, BMI for short; many today are moving away from it as a measure of fitness

body mass index

200

For this American hero, earning degrees in both English & physics preceded leaving Earth's atmosphere in 1983

Sally Ride

200

Group noun for those who use one person's services; the one at my salon, Monsieur Ken, is extremely loyal

the clientele 

300

He purposely spelled Pennsylvania wrong on money in 1739; counterfeit bills would be easy to spot if it was spelled right

Benjamin Franklin

300

One does this reverentially before entering a pew

kneel

300

It's the 12-letter word for standard exercises like push-ups & chin-ups

calisthenics 

300

Okay, he's not a ringer for Kevin Costner, but he is this man who, at just age 26, headed up the Prohibition Bureau in Chicago

Eliot Ness

300

With accents on both its French words, this cultured product is delish spooned over berries

crème fraîche

400

Anna Anderson was among those who claimed to be her, survivor of an execution & heir to the Romanov fortune

Anastasia 

400

A circular current moving in contrast to the main one

eddy

400

Whole grains are part of the diet called DASH--dietary approaches to stop this, abnormally high blood pressure

hypertension

400

He labored to run for president five times between 1900 & 1920; spoiler--he went 0 for 5

Eugene Debs

400

It's a 7-letter heavy bombardment of artillery fire, or more broadly of anything not fun to be hit by

a barrage

500

Colonists flooded the market with imitation this, shells strung together & used as currency by 17th c. Native Americans

wampum

500

To decrease gradually in strength or intensity

wane

500

The bench press works muscles including the anterior deltoids & the largest, aka major, of this chest muscle group

pectorals 

500

The first American to be convicted of a felony while holding a Cabinet post, he took a bribe as part of the Teapot Dome Scandal

Albert Fall

500

Paris's Grande Halle de la Villette, a center for concerts & exhibitions, was once less cultured as this French-named last stop for cattle

an abattoir 

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