Halloween Candy
A chocolate-covered argument with peanuts and emotional support caramel
snickers
Two sweaty people pretending to hate each other for entertainment.
wrestling
China
Beijing
A singer famous for red leather jackets, elaborate dance routines, and the hit “Physical.”
Olivia Newton John
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October?
I-scream!
Edible traffic cones made of disappointment.
candy corn
Rolling a heavy ball at ten defenseless wooden sticks.
bowling
Portugal
Lisbon
A singer known for “9 to 5,” big blonde hair, and a career spanning country and pop.
Dolly Parton
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday after October?
Fangs-giving!
Chocolate bowls filled with peanut butter mud
reeces
Hockey players who forgot to bring the ice.
lacrosse
Mexico
Mexico city
A rock band with a lead singer famous for his moustache, a guitarist with a distinctive top hat, and the song “Welcome to the Jungle.”
Guns N Roses
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Tiny sugar-coated criminals who assault your tongue, then apologize.
sour patch kids
Baseball's British cousin who refuses to go home.
cricket
United Arab Emirates
Abu Dabi
A British band with four members, a hit called “Everybody Wants to Rule the World,” and a distinctive new-wave sound.
Tears for Fears
Why did the vampire subscribe to the newspaper in October?
He heard it had great circulation!
Chocolate-flavored chewing rubber
tootsie roll
Angry Cupid with a target.
archery
Guyana
Georgetown
This Canadian rock singer sang “Summer of '69” and “Heaven,” and became one of the decade's best-known arena rock stars.
Bryan Adams
Why did the skeleton go to the comedy show alone?
He had no body to go with!