Reality Check
Stats/Achievments
Humor/Word Choice
Bigger Picture
Final Advice
100

“You are not special. You are not exceptional.”

Anaphora

100

“3.2 million seniors are graduating”

Logos / statistics

100

“Neither can Donald Trump… which someone should tell him”

Sarcasm

100

“But why limit ourselves to high school?”

Rhetorical question

100

“Dream big. Work hard. Think for yourself.”

Commanding Languadge 

200

“pampered, cosseted, doted upon, helmeted, bubble-wrapped”

List or Loaded Diction 

200

“37,000 valedictorians… 37,000 class presidents”

Repetition

200

“2,185,967 pairs of Uggs.”

Hyperbole

200

“Imagine… watching sixty-eight hundred yous go running by.”

Visual Imagery 

200

“Climb the mountain”

Metaphor

300

“numbers even an English teacher can’t ignore”

Self-deprecating humor

300

“92,000 harmonizing altos… 340,000 swaggering jocks”

Enumeration

300

“I am allowed to say Needham, yes?”

Rehtorical Question

300

“your planet… is not the center… your solar system… is not the center”

Parallelism

300

“Climb it so you can see the world, not so the world can see you.”

Antithesis

400

“If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless.”

Aphorism or just say its a memorable short statement. 

400

“even if you’re one in a million… nearly 7,000 people just like you”

Logos or Irony
400

“although the hair is quite a phenomenon” - refering to donal trump

Satire or Irony

400

“your planet… your solar system… your galaxy”

Anaphora

400

“selflessness is the best thing you can do for yourself”

Paradox

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