Foods
What food is currently banned from Grampy?
WERTHERS
What sister stuck grampy under a goat so he could get milk?
Genoveffa
Finish the phrase. If someone was complaining GPTP used to say “ Do you want ….”
some cheese with that wine?
Who is Grampy’s best friend?
Angelo down the street
What really massive food did Grampy have at a diner in Colorado after hunting? (Or maybe Angelo got them?)
Pancakes
What was the shocking news that grandpas friend told him in Florida about someone else that lived at Maximo?
They were transgender.
you are only allowed to go to Grampy’s big meeting if you have what?
A masters degree.
What did GPTP rip off of one of his grandsons legs?
A bandaid
What is GPTP’s brothers nam?
Judge Jerry
Finish the phrase “I’m sick of her _____ _____”
LIBERAL BS
What is the full name of GPTP’s favorite movie channel?
Turner Classic Movies.
What dried food did GPTP always keep in his fridge?
Cherrios
What did Grampy say to the police officer when he got pulled over in Florida and asked “sir do you know why I pulled you over?”
“I think I was a little late on that light”
What family dog did GPTP hate the most?
Clifford
Finish the phrase “Louie if you keep driving over all these bumps, you’re gonna drive us ____ “
To the moon!
What did GPTP always say about mom when she would make dinner and sit down to eat?
Your mother hasn’t had a hot meal in 10 years.
Grampy once asked an Indian man what?
Why are all of you Indians doctors??
Name all of Grampy’s sisters
1. Genoveffa
2. Carmella
When Grampy’s sister passed away in Italy, what did he suggest they do with the body?
Throw it in the ocean.
GPTP used to do what type of workout class?
Zumba