SpongeBob flips Krabby Patties at which establishment?
The Krusty Krab
The Dress (2015): the two warring camps saw white-and-gold versus what?
Blue and black - which is what it actually was
Finish the perennial search: "Why do men have ___?"
Nipples
"What does the fox ___?"
Say - thank you, Ylvis, 2013
How many days are in September?
30
Which instrument does Squidward play, badly?
The clarinet
Yanny or Laurel: the original audio clip was a recording of which word?
Laurel - recorded for vocabulary.com
"Do penguins have ___?"
Knees - they do, hidden inside the body
"Do fish ___?"
Sleep - sort of; they rest, but have no eyelids to close
What is the capital of Italy?
Rome
What's the name of Plankton's computer wife?
Karen
Is a hot dog a sandwich? What did America's National Hot Dog and Sausage Council officially rule?
Not a sandwich - a category of its own
"How to boil ___"
Water - genuinely one of the most-searched how-tos
"Why is my eye ___?"
Twitching - usually tiredness and caffeine
What is the world's largest bird - flightless, but very fast on foot?
The ostrich
Squidward's house is modelled on what?
An Easter Island head - a moai
Toilet paper: over or under? What does the original 1891 patent drawing show?
Over - the debate was settled 130 years ago and nobody noticed
"Do cows have best ___?"
Friends - they do, and show stress when separated
"Is water ___?"
Wet - the debate rages on
In darts, what's the highest score possible with a single dart?
60 - treble 20
Mr. Krabs' teenage daughter Pearl is, biologically, a what?
A whale - never explained, never questioned
The Monty Hall problem: three doors, one car, you pick, the host opens a goat door. Mathematically, should you stick or switch?
Switch - it doubles your odds from 1/3 to 2/3, and people have screamed about it since 1990
"Can you sneeze with your ___?"
Eyes open - just about possible, not recommended
"Can dogs eat ___?" - the most-searched food completion, and the answer is an emphatic NO.
Grapes - genuinely toxic to dogs
Name the three primary colours.
Red, yellow, blue