PLAYERS
COACHES
BONUS
100
THIS LONG ISLAND NATIVE CAN NEVER GET OUT OF HIS OWN WAY, WHETHER ITS SPRAYING COACH LEWIS WITH A WATER BOTTLE OR TELLING THE HEAD COACH THE HE WANTED "A BETTER VIEW" DURING A TEAM MEETING, HE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO DIG HIS HOLE DEEPER.
NICK SERRANO
100
THIS COACH PERFERS THAT HIS PLAYERS CALL HIM "BIG BONE" WHEN THEY REFER TO HIM.
COACH SEAN "BIG BONE" HAMMONDS
200
THROUGHOUT HIS YEARS HERE, THIS JACKBOY HAS ACCUMULATED COUNTLESS SPEEDING TICKETS & COURT APPEARANCES. DESPITE THIS, HE STILL DRIVES AND PARKS HIS CAR WHEREVER HE WANTS.
CAM JOHNSON
200
THIS COACH IS THE FEARLESS LEADER OF AN ELITE AND HIGHLY SECRETIVE ORGANIZATION KNOWN ONLY AS THE "PACC." HE CAN BE HEARD AT ALL TIMES MUTTERING PRAYERS TO A MYSTERIOUS MAN NAMED "BAD RAD."
COACH AHRENS
300
THIS QUARTER BACK & LINEBACKER WILL NEVER BE SEEN WITHOUT A SKULL CAP OR A HAT ON. THIS IS A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO PREVENT THE INEVITABLE BALDING PROCESS.
AIDAN LEFFLER & GENO CALGARO
300
THIS COACH IS 3 WEEKS CLEAN FROM ZYN. AS A RESULT HE IS GOING THROUGH SERIOUS WITHDRAWALS WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY SCREAMING AT SERRANO.
COACH LEWIS
400
THIS VETERAN TIGHT END HAD AN ASPIRING RAP CAREER AS A YOUNG KID. HE WAS KNOWN AS CASH DA BO$$
JACOB AMBURN
400
THIS COACH CONSTANTLY PREACHES TOUGHNESS & VIOLENCE TO HIS PLAYERS, BUT AT THE FIRST SIGN OF "CHILLY" OR "RAINY" WEATHER, HE IS THE FIRST TO ADVOCATE TO PRACTICE IN THE INDOOR.
COACH DAVIS
500
THIS LINEBACKER DUO ARE SO CLOSE THAT THEY EVEN CREATED THEIR OWN NICKNAME. THE DEMAND TO BE CALLED "THE BASH BROS" BY BOTH TEAMMATES & COACHES.
ANTHONY FERRELLI & AJ ROBERTS
500
THIS COACH HAS A SURPLUS OF WHITE WOMAN'S TENNIS VISORS THAT HE KEEPS IN HIS OFFICE AT ALL TIMES.
COACH COSH
500
THIS COACH SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON HIS PRECIOUS TIMING GATES THIS OFFSEASON FOR SUMMER WORKOUTS...ONLY FOR THEM TO NEVER WORK.
COACH KENNEDY