Family Lore
This person was arrested due to my sister claiming he was going to kill her after she swung on him numerous times.
My dad
This Disney animated film featuring songs like “Go the Distance” premiered on June 17, 1997.
This famous boxer can't pronounce his own last name without spitting and finds ears surprisingly delectable.
Mike Tyson
A Brooklyn teen has weird red streaks down the side of his body, apologizes for endorsing a powder that gives you rashes, and accidentally creates the biggest multiversal threat by throwing a bagel a year prior.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
While this game came out last decade, it, to this day, is my most played game ever.
Fortnite (2017)
How many times has Anna fractured her hand from punching a brick wall?
Four
In 1885, this gift from a foreign ally arrived in the New York Harbor on June 17, later becoming one of the most iconic symbols of freedom after changing colors.
The Statue of Liberty
This now 3-time Grammy winner known for his experimental rap music asks in his 2024 album how much he looks like his father.
Tyler, The Creator
Gang-affiliated family in the 1932 Mississippi Delta decide they want to have a night of music, dancing, drinking, and fighting a hive-mind of devil spawn.
Sinners (2025)
In this French-made 2025 Game of the Year, Gustave, Maelle, Lune, Sciel, and a group of others journey to the Continent to face a giant woman who causes people at a certain age to vanish into rose petals.
Expedition 33 (2025)
What math subject was I pulled out of class to be questioned about the police when my sister falsely accused my step-dad of sexual assault for the first time?
Geometry
This 1972 break-in led to a political scandal that eventually forced President Nixon to resign.
Watergate Scandal
This football player, known for his incredible speed, is highkey a douchebag off the field, especially after leaving one of the best quarterbacks of all time.
Tyreek Hill
After nearing death more than once, the most wanted feline in Spain aims to capture a sought after legendary treasure but finds out all he really needed in life was family.
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
A mysterious time after midnight called the Dark Hour appears for those who have the potential to save the world from evil shadows and death incarnate in this third installment of a beloved JRPG franchise with some of the best music I've ever heard.
Persona 3 [Reload] (2024)
Which biblical figure and his Cushite (present-day Ethiopian) wife did 10 year-old Cason and I use to disprove my racist grandmother's claim "God doesn't support interracial marriage"?
Moses (found in Numbers 12)
On June 17, 1994, this former NFL star with too big of hands for regular gloves led police on a slow-speed chase in a white Ford Bronco that Shrek 3 actually parodies.
OJ Simpson
Known primarily for his role as Phil Dunphy in Modern Family, this actor also voiced the beluga whale in Finding Dory.
Ty Burrell
An overwhelmed Chinese laundromat owner facing an upcoming divorces discovers they are the key to stopping the multiverse's collapse. But in order to do so, they must learn about all the different versions of themself using martial arts, hot dogs for fingers, and a rebellious daughter.
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
Clementine from ages 8 to 17 has to experience a zombie apocalypse, kidnapping, killing her best friend, and raising a trigger-happy child in this interactive with heavy choices and even heavy consequences.
Telltale's The Walking Dead (2012)
How many crimes did Anna have on her record by her sophomore year of high school?
*Double if you can name all of them*
Minor in Possession of THC, Minor in Possession of Nicotine, and Domestic Battery
This 27 Grammy-winning artist who framed a jazz-infused concept album around a recurring spoken-word poem that only fully reveals itself in a climactic interview with a late West Coast icon was born June 17, 1987.
Kendrick Lamar
This 10th U.S. president, nicknamed “His Accidency” after unexpectedly taking office when his predecessor died, set the precedent for full presidential powers, was expelled from his own party, and later sided with the Confederacy.
John Tyler
Two siblings on a ranch notice strange weather phenomena in their desert area and are soon met with dire consequences when trying to prove extraterrestrial life.
Nope (2022)
Choosing between an emo rebel and the cute blonde while simultaneously trying to reform a bunch of supervillains is tough for a powerless Robert Robertson III (voiced by Aaron Paul) in this decision-based Indie Game of the Year nominee.
Dispatch (2025)