Ethnic Jokes
Why are Mexican and Black Jokes sound the same?
Cuz once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal
How do you motivate a slow female rabbit?
Energize her Batteries
What do you call a group of female transgender superheroes?
X-Men
How does a non-binary person kill people?
They slash Them
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
I’m Just Kidding
How do you pull off a Indian robbery?
Just walk in with a bar of soap or deodorant
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman
Who decides to cook in a lesbian relationship?
I dont think it matters, they always Eat Out
What’s a Male Jewish New Zealanders pronouns?
He/Brew
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why doesn’t Mexico have their own Olympics Team ?
Cuz everyone that can run jump and swim are already in the U.S
What’s the place where you should never put your finger?
Wedding ring
Why do all cars support the LBGTQ?
cuz they all have Trans mission
What are Snoop Dogg’s pronouns ?
Hizzle/Shizzle
Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both.
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly
What do police and Nike have in common?
They make black people run faster
They say marriage is a complete sentence
Now you gotta figure out if it’s a Prison or a death sentence
My son came up to me and told me what he thinks LBGT stands for, what did he say
Let’s
Get Down
To
Business, to defeat the huns
What are trans parents pronouns?
Who/Where
Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Awww... Yes!!!
Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
Why do Black kids dip their Cookies in water?
Cuz daddy never came back with the milk
What is the best advice when you’re in a relationship?
Keep this stomach full, and his balls empty
What do you call a group of people trying to get in the PRIDE Festival?
LBGT queue
What are a male donkey’s pronouns?
He/Haw
Hey Girl, you remind me of the Alphabet
why’s that?
Cuz U-R-A-Q-T
And you can get the D later