places
vocabulary
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vacation jokes 1
travel jokes
100

tall mountain people climb

mount everest

100

may hurt you

dangerous

100

563

five hundred and sixty three

100

what is the best day to go to the beaCH?

SuN DAY

100

wHY DON'T ALIENS VISIT OR PLANET?

IT ONLY HAS 1 STAR

200

has 53000 tourists each day

great wall of china

200

break something

destroy

200

4557

four thousand five hundred  and fifty seven

200

what's a bee's favorite travel destination?

stingapore

200

wHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT WITH A FISH?

SWIMMING TRUNKS

300

has penguins

antartica

300

a place near you

local

300

2,000,0001

two million and 1

300

Where do hamsters go on vacation?

hamsterdam

300

wHICH TYPE OF TRAVELER IS THE MOST CALM?

NO-MAD

400

has a tall tower

Paris Eiffel tower

400

what an earthquake does to buildings

shake

400

two thousand nine hundred and seventy-seven

2977

400

Why are the mountains the funniest place to travel?

They're hill areaS

400

wHAT TYPE OF MONEY DO YOU USE ON THE BEACH?

SAND DOLLARS

500

has seals

Galapagos island

500

a person who visits a place on vacation

tourist

500

9,999,999,999

nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine

500

WHERE DO MATH TEACHERS GO ON VACATION?

TIMES SQUARE

500

wHERE DID THE HEART,LIVER AND KIDNEY GO ON A ROAD TRIP?

OREGON

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