"Cat" vs. Dog
A medeival weapon that one might use to fling a pesky dog very far away
CATapult
Not too funny when you hit it, but its nickname is the funny bone
Humerus
Yoshi, Kirby, Fox
Super Smash Bros
The most densely populated borough, its the home of The Statue of Liberty, the Stonewall Riots, the World Trade Center..... a lot of stuff goes on here
Manhattan
You can see them taking a bunch of left turns at a NASCAR event
Racecar
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Phillip Phillips, Daughtry
Home
"Did I Do That?" "Jinkies!" "Eat my shorts" to name a few. "Suffering succotash" is said BY a cat
CATchphrase
The longest, heaviest, and strongest human bone
Femur
Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li
Street Fighter
Even this least populated borough has some famous people: Pete Davidson and Wu-Tang Clan, the latter of which nicknamed the area Shaolin Land
Staten Island
A small canoe invented by the Inuit and powered by a human paddler
Kayak
Rihanna, ABBA, The Jonas Brothers
SOS
A disaster! A calamity! A crisis! Like when your owner runs out of catnip!
CATastrophe
The flat bone at the front of your body joining your ribs and protecting your chest organs
Sternum
Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile
Mortal Kombat
DAILY DOUBLE
This regal borough is home to the airports JFK and LaGuardia
"I, man, am regal - a German am I" is the opening line to this Weird Al song comprised entirely of palindromes; its title is a palindromic name as well
Bob
Dua Lipa, Foster the People, Kate Bush
Houdini
How dolphins and bats talk to each other. Cats just meow.
EcholoCATion
The two bones in your forearm are your radius and ulna, and the two bones in your foreleg are these
Tibia and Fibula
Kazuya, Heihachi, King
Tekken
Home to Coney Island and the Nets
Brooklyn
This past tense word means that something has been turned into a godlike figure
Deified
Kendrick Lamar, Supergrass, Janet Jackson
Alright
A state where a patient is seemingly awake but is immobile and cannot speak (Insert cat got your tongue joke here)
CATatonic
The name for the bones at the tips of your fingers and toes
Phalanges
Batman, Joker, Superman
Injustice
Starting in the 1970's this borough became a symbol for urban decay and poverty. Strings of arsons in the area led many to coin the phrase that this borough "was burning"
the Bronx
Looking for the whole phrase here: a famous palindrome about an isthmus that connects the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
Britney Spears, Kanye West, Clean Bandit
Stronger