easy
what are 2 things you can't eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
a girl fell off a 50 foot ladder but didn't get hurt, how come?
she fell off the first step
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.
who was the first presidnet
george washington
what gets wetter the more it dries
a towel
if you have one, you want to share it, but when you share it, its not yours. what is it?
a secret
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
the four you took
Why did the man put his watch in the safe?
He wanted to save time
what lives if you give it food and dies if you get it wet?
fire
what starts with e and ends with e but only has one letter in it
enevelope
How do you make the number one disappear?
add a g and its gone
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear
what goes up but never comes down
your age
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
you don't bury survivors
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
his horse is named friday
Why do golfers always bring two pairs of pants?
in case they get a hole in one
what never asks questions, but gets answered every single time?
your phone
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
she sleeps at night
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
the letter w
what do cake and baseball have in common?
they both need a batter