are u illiterate?
What is the difference between a "lil mama" & a "shawty"?
lil mama = hot baddie
shawty = homie
What basic driving skill still takes immense brain power for me to do?
Park
What is my shoe size?
10
How old was I when I got my license?
17
When did I get saved?
March 2020
Translate "I got a foreign tho"
Context: I'm asking you out
I drive a Toyota
How many hours of sleep do I need to function at my best?
10+
What is my specific personal love language?
Harassment, not asking for consent, pls invade all personal space
At what age did I learn to ride a bike?
16
When did I get dunked?
July 25th, 2021
Translate "nah, it's the way you act"
Context: I'm in love with you
You're doing something I don't like & should probably leave you, but your toxic behavior is kinda hot so I will continue to put up with it
How long does it take to peer pressure me to do something?
Literally just mention it and I'm game ahahahah
What is my favorite topic of documentary coverage to consume?
History, Cults, or Animals
What was my favorite high school extracurricular?
Model UN, I'm just here to fight
What is my fav book in the OT?
Song of Solomon or Psalms, cuz I'm a poet & I know it ;)
What is the difference between "bussin" & "gas"?
gas = deserves to be hyped, really good
If we are having a conversation & I'm looking at you while you're speaking, what am I definitely not doing?
Listening
What is my current coffee order?
16 oz iced americano w/2 shots, 2 scoops of white chocolate, & an inch of oat milk
What was my senior year superlative?
Most likely to have 8 or more kids
What is my favorite gospel account?
Luke - he's a doctor who gives details about women, must I say more? ahaha
What does my voice sound like when I'm doing a bit for the girls?
Monotone, dead serious face, straight sarcasm
What do I do when I get nervous, stressed, or feel awkward?
Break out into song, sing a meme
How many teeth has my uncle ripped outta mah mouth?
17
What was my fun side hobby during my senior year that I would do at school? (hint: think trendy, creative, social media)
Film vlogs on Youtube
What was the first book of the Bible I read & immediately became my fav for my first 2 yrs walking with Big Papa? (hint: OT)
Ecclesiastes cuz everything is meaningless (outside of Big Papa) YAYYYYY