A large city
Metropolis
Michael Ball
Aaron earned this nickname playing Diddy Kong Racing with Marty and Chris.
Scourge
Pre-Hamlet and Chicken Coop, Aaron learned he was allergic to three kinds of mold, and this residence had them all in abundance.
The Track House
Learning from farmer John, Aaron pleasantly surprised the family with this dish
Pasta e Fagioli
A large military contingent
Battalions
Aaron's first cell phone
Dave Shank
Aaron would make this pact with Amy when it came to their musical instruments
"If you don't tell Mom I didn't practice the flute, I won't tell her you didn't practice the piano"
If you went for a bowl of cereal in the Hamlet of Varna, you might find these.
Ants in cereal box (also grundles)
When his cousin Matt spent the night, Aaron cooked him this the next day for breakfast
Crispy eggs
EKU's Mascot
Colonels
Ryan Weggler
Aaron and Chris frequently caused this to happen while playing basketball in the driveway
Breaking Mom's hanging flower pots (or putting a big hole in a bed of flowers or a bush)
The chicken coup featured one comfy couch called this.
Green Dream
If Aaron was making your food, watch out, he was prone to do this.
Over-do the condiments
Larbing
Bosom, busum, BOSOM
Paul Wasnick
Aaron taught Amy this game, except he didn't explain all the rules, resulting in blowout victory after blowout victory
Canasta
At the Hamlet, a knife and bag of flour have this unconventional use.
Hunting rats
You may find yourself chewing for upwards of 10 minutes if you order this in Chinatown
Cuddle fish
The first thing Aaron learned at Cornell - we are all descendants of this
Deuterostome
You know he’s your true friend when you set him up with a sign to hitchhike across Maine and he keeps hanging out with you. Letting him stay under the chicken coup stairs is the least you could do.
Colin
Running exceptionally late one year for Christmas, Aaron got creative with his last minute shopping
Random pots and pans from Marc's (M-dog got a skillet)
When visiting Aaron at the Hamlet, you could catch a full view of this.
Ants in cereal box
If you went for a bowl of cereal at the Hamlet of Varna, you might find these.
Ben baking naked
When visiting Aaron at the Hamlet, you could catch a full view of this.
Hunting rats
At the Hamlet, a knife and bag of flour have this unconventional use.
The Track House
Aaron is allergic to three kinds of mold, and this residence had them all in abundance.
A cooking lesson with Mom produced the first case of zing meat when Aaron experimented by doing this.
Putting worcestershire in chili