COWBOY, INTAKE ME AWAY
THIS BOY WONDER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING BOTH GRASSHOPPER AND ZENDESK TO JSL
WHO IS ADAM?
IT'S A TOPIC THAT'S BIG AND COMPLEX
BUT JSL IS A FIRM THAT RESPECTS!
GENDER, PREGNANCY, BIAS—
LGBTQ? TRY US!
THESE CLAIMS FALL IN THE SUBSET OF _____
WHAT IS SEX?
SALUTING FACE
WHO IS MATT?
"I HATE THE EEOC"
WHO IS MANDI?
THIS ATTORNEY WAS ONCE DERIDED FOR WORKING OUT OF THEIR HOME IN BURLESON
WHO IS NEAL?
TOKI & BB
WHO ARE CALLIE AND MARSHALL?
RAPUNZEL, RAPUNZEL, LET DOWN YOUR HAIR! IF THE PRINCE KEEPS ASKING AND THE ASKING BECOMES SEVERE OR PERVASIVE ENOUGH TO ALTER THE CONDITIONS OF RAPUNZEL'S EMPLOYMENT, SHE MIGHT BE EXPERIENCING THIS
WHAT IS HARASSMENT?
WHAT IS 75001?
JSL USES THIS SHORTHAND TO DESCRIBE A WEBSITE WHERE WE FIND REGISTERED AGENTS (THOUGH, LET'S BE HONEST, IT'S ALSO USUALLY A CRY FOR HELP)
WHAT IS SOS?
LITIGATION EVALUATIONS, OR LIT EVALS FOR SHORT, REALLY GET INTO GEAR WHEN JENNA SENDS THIS KIND OF FORM TO GET INFORMATION ABOUT LOST WAGES, MEDICAL EXPENSES, AND MENTAL ANGUISH
WHAT ARE DAMAGES?
IT'S A CASUAL SPORT—BUT IT'S ALSO WHEN PCs ASK FOR FREE LEGAL ADVICE
WHAT IS FISHING?
IF A CLIENT HAS BUSTED THEIR KNEE,
MAYBE SUFFERED A BURN (THIRD DEGREE),
IF THERE'S CHEMICALS SEEPIN',
THEN DEADLINES BE CREEPIN!
BETTER FLAG IT: __________!
WHAT IS 11(c)?
A PAINTING OF A LION
WHO IS JESSICA?
"I DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH HR"
WHO IS ANNA?
THIS ATTORNEY IS THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO REMIND YOU TO "READ THE RULES"
WHO IS JAMES?
JADON & SANDY
WHO IS AMBER?
THE INTERNET CLAIMED A WIN FOR QUEER CULTURE WITH THIS EGG-LAYING CHARACTER FROM UP, WHO HAS A TRADITIONALLY MALE NAME
WHO IS KEVIN?
THE NUMBER OF DAYS A PERSON HAS TO FILE A LAWSUIT AFTER RECEIVING A RIGHT TO SUE NOTICE FROM THE TWC
WHAT IS 60?
WHAT IS STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS?
WHEN CHANNA BECOMES A "TREASURE GOBLIN," SHE'S LOOKING TO COLLECT A FEE FROM CLIENTS IN THIS STAGE OF THE PROCESS
WHAT IS CLIENT ADVOCACY?
THIS EXPERT IN CLIENT RELATIONS BECOMES AN HONORARY MEMBER OF INTAKE WHEN SOMEONE CALLS ABOUT SETTLEMENT FUNDS OR MEDIATION
WHO IS SOPHIA?
"WITH CHAT GPT, I'M ALL KNOWING!"
(SAYS A PC WHOSE EGO IS GROWING)
BUT WITHOUT RETALIATION,
CLAIM'S GOT NO SUBSTANTIATION,
EVEN IF THEY ENGAGED IN __________
WHAT IS WHISTLEBLOWING?
UNICORN
WHO IS COLMAN?
THE LONGEST TENURED MEMBER OF INTAKE, SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO SAY, "I'M THE GIGI"
WHO IS MIKIE?
THIS ATTORNEY IS KNOWN FOR THEIR HONEST WORK—WHICH IN #MEDIATIONS IS ALWAYS WORTH FOUR EXCLAMATION POINTS
WHO IS MARK?
JETT & IVEY
WHO IS BRYNN?
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MIGHT NOT HAVE A CLAIM UNDER THIS OSHA-COVERED LAW, BUT HIS PAL MATER MIGHT IF HE'S NOT GETTING ENOUGH BREAKS BETWEEN DRIVING (AND WEIGHS OVER 10,000 POUNDS)
WHAT IS STAA?
ON MAY 28, 2025, JSL INTAKE REACHED THIS TICKET MILESTONE
WHAT IS 50000?
IT'S AN INSTRUCTION TO INTAKE ABOUT A PC (NOT AN INSTRUCTION TO NOAH ABOUT HOW BIG HIS ARK SHOULD BE)
WHAT IS CUBIT?
I NEED HELP! I BETTER TAG @chloris, A COMBINATION OF THESE TWO MANAGEMENT TEAM MEMBERS (NAMED FOR THE ONE BRAIN CELL THEY SHARE)
WHO ARE AUDREY AND MANDI?
THIS INTAKE SPECIALIST'S NAME IS A HOMOPHONE FOR AN OFFICER OF THE AIR— AND SOMETHING THAT PARTIES IN A LAWSUIT AREN'T REQUIRED TO DO WITH THEIR EVIDENCE
WHO IS MARSHALL?
AND YOU WANT SOME SEVERANCE PAY
BUT YOU'RE OVER 40
(IT'S FOR RICK, NOT FOR MORTY)
THEN YOU MIGHT NEED THE __________
WHAT IS THE ADEA?
GORILLA
WHO IS LIAM?
"GOODNESS" "OH GOODNESS" or "GOODNESS GRACIOUS"
WHO IS CALLIE?
THIS ATTORNEY ONCE SAID, "THE ONLY DEPO THAT GOES FORWARD IS THE ONE YOU DIDN'T PREPARE FOR"
WHO IS JENNIFER?
JAKE & JOEY & TOMMY
WHO IS JAMES?
WHAT IS NATIONAL ORIGIN?
AFTER AN ADVERSE ACTION, IT'S THE NUMBER OF DAYS THE EMPLOYEE HAS TO FILE A CHARGE ABOUT THAT ACTION WITH THE EEOC
WHAT IS 300?
WE USUALLY SEE IT AS A TYPE OF PAID LEAVE (NOT AS A PEEVE FROM GETTING LAID) FOR CLIENTS WITH A MEDICAL ISSUE
WHAT IS STD?
IT'S THE TEXAS ADMINISTRATION THAT WE TRY TO FILE WITH FIRST IN PRELITIGATION
WHAT IS THE TWC?
THIS EMPLOYEE CUT THEIR TEETH IN INTAKE BY LISTENING TO A PC ORDERING MCDONALD'S BREAKFAST DURING THE CALL
WHO IS JULIE?
FOR PCs WHO ARE BLACK, WHITE, OR BROWN
THERE'S A RELATIVELY NEW LAW IN TOWN
IF IT'S CULTURALLY CONNECTED,
HAIR MUST BE PROTECTED!
IT'S AN ACT THAT IS NAMED FOR A ________
WHAT IS CROWN?
WHO IS MASON?
WHILE THEY'RE NOT A CHIROPRACTOR OR A YOGURT SPOKESPERSON, YOU'LL MOST OFTEN CATCH THIS EMPLOYEE ASKING YOU TO "ALIGN"
WHILE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF JSL, THIS ATTORNEY ACTS LIKE A BRITA FILTER FOR PRE-LITIGATION THROUGH THEIR MANY FLAT-FEE REVIEWS
WHO IS RON?
AUTUMN
WHO IS XENA?
THIS LAW PREVENTS VIOLET OR DASH INCREDIBLE (OR ANY YOUNG PIXAR CHARACTER) FROM HAVING TO ATTEND WORK
WHAT IS THE FAIR LABOR STANDARDS ACT?
IN THE FIRST WEEK OF JUNE 2025, THIS MACRO WAS THE MOST FREQUENTLY USED MACRO ON ZENDESK
WHAT IS 48 HOURS?
NO, THAT'S NOT JENNIFER COMING TO CHANGE YOUR TIRE—BUT SHE DOES WORK AS A PANELIST FOR THIS GROUP THAT SHARES A NAME WITH A ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE GROUP
WHAT IS AAA?
WHILE WE USE "GO-BYS" AT JSL TO HELP DRAFT SIMILAR DOCUMENTS, A FEDERAL JUDGE (THAT JSL ENCOUNTERED DURING A LAWSUIT) WAS REPRIMANDED FOR USING THE SAME FORM RESPONSE TO THIS CRITICAL PLEADING
WHAT IS MSJ?