RIDDLES #1
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To hold up their pants.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What can make more noise than a kitten stuck in a tree?
Two kittens stuck in a tree.
What is big and blue and eats rocks?
A big blue rock eater.
What did the "daddy" firecracker say to the "baby" firecracker?
My pop is bigger than your pop.
Why did the little girl throw the clock out the window?
She wanted to watch time fly.
How do tell an elephant from a banana?
A banana is yellow.
If you drop a white hat in the Red Sea what will it become?
Wet
Why does a hen lay eggs?
If she lets them drop, they would break.
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What three keys won't open doors?
Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.
What kind of dog do people eat?
A hot dog.
Which American President wore the largest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Why do birds always fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
What is better than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
What is the very last thing you take off when you go to bed?
Your feet off the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How do you talk to a giant?
You use big words.
What is the best way to make a fire with two sticks?
Make sure one of them is a match.
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals. Houses can't jump.
What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?
"Get in the boat!"
What has cities but no houses, parks but no people, and lakes but no water?
A map.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.