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Beachgoers experienced a unique event today as a varied group of sharks was observed near the shoreline. Marine biologists who arrived at the scene identified a young shark leading the pack, closely followed by what appeared to be its mother and father. Even more intriguing were the sightings of older sharks, which experts speculate might be the grandparents. In an unexpected twist, rather than panicking, beachgoers began to perform synchronized hand gestures, symbolizing each member of the shark family in succession. This collective display, with its rhythmic and repetitive nature, seemed to disconcert the group of sharks, leading them to retreat from the beach area. Local safety officials have since lauded the community's innovative, non-panicked approach, emphasizing the importance of creative thinking and unity when faced with potential threats.

What is Baby Shark?

100

This meme was used to poke fun at those of older generations.

What is Ok Boomer?

100

These months have 28 days within them.

What is All of them?

100

This method involves using a bunny to bypass certain barrier that is blocked by a condition you must meet before allowing you to enter.

What is Mips Clip?

100

So, from what I gather, it's about a plumber, but instead of fixing pipes, he jumps on walking mushrooms and rescues a princess from a giant spiky turtle. Makes total sense

A) The Legend of Zelda
B) Sonic the Hedgehog
C) Super Mario Bros.
D) Tetris

What is C) Super Mario Bros?

200

In a touching moment witnessed by many in the town square today, a local gentleman got down on one knee, expressing his love and proposing marriage to his beloved. His heartfelt speech caught the attention of bystanders, not for its grandiosity, but for its genuine simplicity and earnestness.

The man confessed that while he couldn't offer the splendor of a luxurious coach due to limited finances, he made a humble promise that struck a chord with many. "While opulence may be beyond our grasp," he began, "what I can offer is a journey together. A journey where you'd look splendid upon my bicycle, riding beside me."

The heartwarming scene left many in tears, emphasizing that love isn't always about grand gestures, but the sincere and genuine promises we make to one another.

What is Daisy Bell?

200

This rabbit is famously overweight and is prominently featured on the cover of a fake game dedicated to the character for the Playstation 4.

What is Big Chungus?

200

Amidst the gentle hum of the park, two fathers and two sons rested upon a bench. A passerby, overhearing this claim and noting the incongruity, wore an expression of bewilderment. Unable to reconcile the statement with the trio before him, he ventured closer, propelled by curiosity.

What is a Grandfather, Father and a son?

200

In this game, stacking buckets on a guard's head allows you to steal without them noticing.

What is Skyrim?

200

It's a quaint town life simulator where you get to interact with villagers, I think? And there's fishing, bug catching, and you owe money to some raccoon.

A) Harvest Moon
B) Stardew Valley
C) Rune Factory
D) Animal Crossing

What is D) Animal Crossing?

300

In an unexpected turn of events, the Mayor announced today that the city will be hosting a grand concert. But the surprise didn't end there. The Mayor herself will be taking the stage as the headline act.

The buzz around town is palpable as sneak previews of the song lyrics have been shared. 

Preview snippets of the song lyrics hint at "hopping around" and chasing "dazzling constellations" across the sky. This metaphorical dance with the heavens has left many wondering if the Mayor is signifying higher aspirations for the community or simply indulging in the magic of a starlit narrative.

With anticipation soaring to the skies, citizens eagerly await this once-in-a-lifetime spectacle where governance meets grandeur.

What is Jump-up, Superstar?

300

This meme of a cat playing an instrument was a popular GIF featured in YouTube Rewind 2018.

What is Bongo Cat?

300

You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune.

What is the letter R?

300

In this game, you amass a army in which will protect your home from unwanted invaders, featuring a footballer, a Zamboni, a giant robot, and even mummies.

What is plants vs zombies?

300

The world is vast, filled with creatures to befriend or battle. You're a traveler with a special role, gathering creatures and exploring various lands.

A) Monster Hunter World
B) Pokémon
C) Dragon Quest XI
D) Ni No Kuni II

What is B) Pokémon?

400

Concerns have been raised following the discovery of an ambiguous employee report concerning a favored town venue. The document, written by an anonymous staffer, alludes to experiences that contrast sharply with the establishment's family-friendly image.

The review cryptically mentions figures who seem trapped in a cycle, endlessly repeating actions as if "following orders they can't defy." There's an undercurrent of sorrow and inevitability woven throughout the report, hinting at a long-standing situation that's been consistent for decades.

More poignantly, there's an expression of desolation from employees, a sentiment of feeling as though they are "decaying" within the establishment's walls, longing for a release or escape.

What is Five nights at freddy's - Living Tombstone?

400

This meme refers to a third game in a series which was never made, at least not yet.

What is Half-Life 3?

400

I possess both a tail and a head, yet I am devoid of a body.

What is a coin?

400

Through a complex series of steps involving manipulating in-game memory, players can use this glitch to execute a code within the game which can modify the game's behavior.

What is Arbitrary Code execution?

400

You're on an island, I believe. You solve puzzles, unlock doors, and try to figure out why you're there. Everything is eerily quiet.

A) Myst
B) The Witness
C) Firewatch
D) Dear Esther  

What is A) Myst?

500

In a chilling development that has gripped the town in fear, police have revealed a horrifying pattern tied to a suspected serial killer. Last Christmas, authorities were called to a gruesome scene where a victim's heart had been meticulously removed and presented as a ghastly "gift" to an unsuspecting woman.

This modus operandi has been linked to several other cases over the years, always occurring during the festive season. The meticulous nature of the crime scenes suggests a killer with advanced surgical knowledge and a deeply twisted sense of romance.

Based on evidence and patterns observed, law enforcement officials have issued a grave warning. They believe the killer is set to strike again this year. More disturbingly, they suspect that his next "gift" is intended for someone who holds significant importance in the ongoing investigation, potentially a key witness or even an investigator.

Residents have been advised to be on high alert, report any suspicious activities, and avoid venturing out alone. As Christmas approaches, the race to apprehend the perpetrator intensifies, with the entire community hoping for an end to this nightmarish holiday tradition.

What is Last Christmas?

500

These text memes use letters, numbers and symbols to make pictures.

What are Emoticons?

500

The more you run, the harder it becomes to catch.

What is breath?

500

A certain mechanic in this game allowed players to reach higher up areas in the game by using an explosion's knockback to boost the player to higher places, being rewarded skulls for going to those places.

What is Halo?

500

Explore infinite worlds... but at launch, it felt a bit empty. Players expected to meet each other in this vast universe, but that feature was absent initially.

A) Elite Dangerous
B) Starfield
C) No Man's Sky
D) EVE Online

What is C) No Man's Sky?

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