Favs
Color
Purple
What is my major?
Actuarial Science
How many siblings do I have?
A dragon buys 3.5 umbrellas to protect its fire from getting wet. Each umbrella costs √9 cookies, but the cookies melt into negative bananas at a rate of π llamas per hour.
If the dragon leaves at Tuesday o’clock traveling sideways at purple, how many pancakes does the dragon owe the concept of jealousy?
Yes.
When is Ben and I's anniversary?
May 13th
Food
Sushi
Minors
AI and ISA
How many tattoos do I have?
Two
A toaster runs 9 miles per gallon of music while carrying –4 suitcases of probability. Each suitcase contains π left turns, measured in inches per apology.
If the toaster arrives yesterday but leaves purple, how many triangles are hiding inside the number 7 when it’s feeling nervous?
All of them, except Tuesday.
When is my birthday?
October 5th
Animal
Octopus
In highschool, I "majored" in something argicultural related what was it?
Where was I born?
Taipei, Taiwan
A dataset contains the numbers {2, 4, 6, happiness, 10}. The median is feeling insecure and leaves early.
What is the new mean of the dataset?
Blue, because its emotions skewed the results
I hate...
...Ben
Season
Fall
Who do I currently live with?
Sebastian and Kayla
What grade did I get glasses?
A group of 7 dragons each drinks a magic potion every morning. After drinking a potion, a dragon temporarily gains 3 extra heads, but loses 1 head every hour as the magic wears off. Unfortunately, one dragon spills its potion on a wizard instead and gains negative heads for 2 hours.
If all the dragons drink their potions at the same time, time flows sideways on Tuesdays, and heads cannot be counted while anyone is blinking,
how many heads are being argued about after 4 hours?
The answer is 17½ heads, but only if you count the invisible ones.
What do I call my headphones?
My tism headphones
Word
Indubitably
Who is my favorite professor?
Gao Niu
How many piercings do I have?
six
I speak without a mouth,
I run without legs,
I eat clocks for breakfast
and panic when it’s Wednesday.
If you drop me, I multiply.
If you name me, I forget my name.
I always arrive early,
but I am never on time.
What am I?
A Tuesday, pretending to be a thought.
How do I want to die?
Being swallowed by a whale