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Utopian Literature
Before & After
Yes, Chef!
400

The first and only card made in collaboration with Make-A-Wish, this custom card sold recently for over $300,000

Tyler the Great Warrior

400

Ultimate Conductor Tyranno

3

400

A counterpart to Number 39, this Dark Warrior has similar battle protection. You may know him better as Number 98.

Antitopian

400

The only vanilla in the Union Hangar - he's been considering tributing himself to deal direct damage

X-Head Cannon Soldier

400

I need a six-star fusion on the double - never mind if its ingredients have been errata'd! What can you give me?

Sanwitch

800

German magazine "Banzai!" had two Shonen Jump-style card promotions - one featuring the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and the other featuring this darker counterpart.

Red-Eyes B. Dragon

800

Beatrice, Lady of the Eternal

2

800

This archetype of monsters, stylized as ZWs, can equip themselves to Utopia monsters you control. Careful you don't put your eye out.

Zexal Weapon

800

The Divine Guardian of the Temple of the Kings meets the representative of Konami's representative of tournament staff

Anubis the Last Judge Man

800

What do you mean they don't like the field spell? Send this Synchro out to the customer - they'll get a new one!

Ancient Fairy Dragon

1200

This card's similar effect to Pot of Greed had children excited to enter the 2004 Kids WB Sweepstakes to snag it. Little did they know - it was only coming common.

Card of Sanctity

1200

Elemental HERO Mudballman

0

1200
Feared for its floodgate abilities, this Utopic monster was banned before it became a problem

Number S0: Utopic Zexal

1200

It might sound old, but this brand new earth machine playmaker considers a continuous trap all-star.

Ancient Gear Statue of Anguish Pattern

1200

Were you born on another planet? They wanted chicken! Why would you serve them this reptile?

UFO Turtle

1600

During the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game Tour, English participants could receive this crown jewel. Unfortunately, supplies ran out one week into the promotion.

Machine King

1600

Virtual World Mai-Hime Lulu

1

1600

This black sheep of the F0 line has the same summoning condition as Utopic Future - but it's battle phase effect is much less powerful

Number F0 Utopic Future Slash

1600

This fiendish monster lets you activate a trap card early - careful, or you might end up in this jail.

Labrynth CooClocktower Prison

1600

Don't open the walk-in! I've set up a trap for the health inspector, named for this trap card that redirects damage!

Barrel Behind the Door

2000

Part of a 2001 welcome kit internally distributed by Upper Deck Entertainment, this card was printed with a "SAMPLE" on the back to entice stores to carry product

Summoned Skull

2000

Red-Eyes Dark Dragoon

4

2000

This underwhelming Chaos Number is unlikely to achieve its namesake - at least it's an Armades?

Number C39: Utopia Ray Victory

2000

Skye Zaizen's new Link-2 may make you cry these if burned

Trickstar Noble Angel of Blue Tears

2000

Just cook! I don't care if you can't pronounce the dish - the customer specifically requested this 8-star monster that protects from attacks!

Qebehsenuef, Protection of Horus

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