Quotes
sometimes they do water, sometimes they do vodka
Who is Rachel?
"Humans Who Used a ____ Suit to Defraud Car Insurers Are Sentenced to Jail"
What is a Bear?
got fired and rehired in the same class period
Who is Sela?
almost had to write an article about their editor's day-to-day life
Who is Seth?
described the shutdown of their favorite anime website as their personal 9/11
Who is Michael?
researchers decided that this condiment was an instrument
What is Mayo?
this many tons of this sweet snack were stolen from a truck in Europe
What are 12 tons of Kit Kats?
said "I'm homophobic and racist because I hate women."
Who is Maven?
accused another of perversion towards an anteater
Who is Noa?
thinks that "all Mormon people should cosplay as Miku"
Who is Maren?
offered to show their editor a video of when their hip got broken
Who is Eli?