"I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real..."
"Never meant to make your daughter cry"
What car does mono drive?
Ford Focus
"There's a snake in my boot"
Toy Story
Footlong referred to as "Coney"
Sonic
What month of the year has 28 days?
all of them
"Ya se fueron las nievas de enero..."
"Y llegaron las flores de mayo"
What is tattooed on Mono's Tricep?
A Compass/Star
"Life is like a box of chocolates"
Forrest Gump
Chicken Fries
Burger King
If a farmer has 22 sheep and all but 9 die in a tragic shearing incident, How many does he have left?
9
"She's from Texas, I can..."
"tell by the way, He's two-steppin' 'round the room"
What baseball team did Mono play for when he was younger?
The Phillies
"Say Hello to my little friend"
Scarface
Dave's Single
Wendys
Just before Mount Everest was discovered, this was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
"Alla en mi triste soledad..."
"Me han dado ganas de gritar"
What is Mono's Major
Construction Management
Mean Girls
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Taco Bell
In a room with a matchbook, a candle, a lamp, and heater, what do you light first?
The match
"How can I snooze and miss the moment, you just too..."
"important Nobody do body like you do"
What Position does Mono hold in HALO?
Secretary
"it's not just a bag, it's PRADA"
White Chicks
Festive Pot Pie
KFC
What is the main reason a man in Kansas can't marry his widow's sister?
Because he's dead