Reading
What does this word mean:
lollygag
to go slow or waste time
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Becuase 7 8 9
7 ate 9
What time of day does a duck wake up?
The quack of dawn!
Why didn't the librarian have any time?
She was totally booked
What's the best place at school to grow a flower?
Kinder-garden
What does this word mean:
kerfuffle
a commotion, wild event or crazy moment
Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
How do you organize a party in space?
You just planet!
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Her students were so bright!
What does this word mean:
discombobulate
confused or out of wack
What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?
2:30
tooth-hurty
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
Frost bite!
What do you call a cow that plays violin?
A moo-sician
Why did the kid eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What does this word mean:
Hullabaloo
a big noise or fuss
What are 10 things you can always count on?
Your fingers
How do you cut the ocean?
With a sea-saw
Why can't you do PE in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
Where are pencils made?
Pennsylvania.
What does this word mean:
cattywampus
crooked or messed up
What did the circle say when it was time to go?
We gotta roll!
He experi-mints
What song do planets sing?
Nep-tunes!
Why do music teachers make great baseball players?
Because they have perfect pitch!