Valentines
Riddle
Riddle
I can be stolen or given away and you’ll live, but you can’t live without me.
Heart
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip hop
Who makes it, has no need for it.
Whoever buys it won’t use it.
Who uses it, won’t care.
What am I?
Caskets
What is stronger than steel but can’t handle the sun?
Ice
What has hands but cannot clap?
Clock
When you buy me, I’m expensive, but the only use I have is just hanging.
What Valentine’s Day gift am I?
Earrings
Do rabbits use combs?
No, they use hare brushes.
You’re in a room and there’s a ghost in the room, but you are the only one in the room. How is this possible?
Ghost
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
What is at the end of a rainbow?
W
What travels around the world for Valentine’s Day, but just stays in one corner?
Stamp
What has to be broken before it can be used?
Egg
I have a body, arms, legs and a head, but I’m heartless and have no guts. What am I?
Skeleton
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
Feather
I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
Kite
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Cupid
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
None. They are all outsides
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and once a year, I make heavy pumpkins light. What am I?
Candle
Which fish costs the most?
Goldfish
I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
The grandfather father son
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet birds
What does the Easter Bunny do after it takes a shower?
A hare dryer
A man was shot in the heart. Nobody tries to save him and it doesn’t kill him. What happened?
He already dead
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago (chi-ca-go)
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right hand turned