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what is her favorite color (hint: think of a stick)?
brown
what color are her house slippers?
grey
true or false: mom melts her ice cream in the microwave?
true
what type of shoes did she not like wearing at first?
sneakers
"is it porsche....
...or POR-SHA?"
the one place where she would rather be
bed / home
what was the picture mom used to show everyone whenever i flexed my arm?
guy with the huge fake muscles
this is something mom has for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, then wonders why she's still hungry
tea/nothing/air
name two types of seafood she won't eat?
shrimp, crab, squid/octopus, oysters, clam/mussels, lobster, scallops
you: "what are you doing?"
mom: ____
nunya
lindor
what does she do after she turns on the kitchen TV?
doesn't turn it off, walks away
what does mom not like stepping on outside?
grass
why does mom hate pools?
dirty people bathing in the water
what does mom say when she spots a police car?
DUTTY BOY
what specific type of videos always make her laugh?
animals OR the ones with the sound effects/laughs
what was the brand of the phone that she dropped in the toilet years ago, and never bought from again?
iphone
how many times does mom sneeze before she stops?
3 OR 4
"mi hate wen people __ pon de sidewalk"
spit
she says this when she can't find her phone
"call mi phone"
who's her favorite child?
neither
what animal print is on the robe she always wears?
cheetah print
when is the only time mom turns the AC/fan off?
never
why does she not like burgers?
it was raw one time, never tried one again
"mi hungry, mi hangry...
...AR AR AR"