Dad Jokes
How do fish talk to each other
What is "A shell-phone
This rocky American wonder was eroded from water over millions of years
What is " The Grand Canyon"
This massive ship from the White Star Line was the last of the Olympic Class ships
What is "The Olympic"
This capital of Thailand used to have the longest name ever recorded, now it's shortened to this name
What is "Bangkok"
If this national park explodes, places around the world will change massively.
What is "Yellowstone"
What did the grape say when it was squished
What is "It let out a little wine"
Made in the late 1800s, this tall tower of metal stands in the center of Paris, France.
What is "The Eiffel Tower"
This ship was a Canadian wonder until it was rammed by a cargo ship in 1914.
What is "The Empress of Ireland
Is capital is for this medium sized kingdom, but was then the capital of the largest empire ever known to man.
What is "London"
If this nation didn't win the war in 1783, Britain would control it until it broke free.
What is "The United States"
Why can't two string ever win a race
What is "They always tie"
This wall was made to keep the Mongolians out of it's home location but failed, today, it's one of the greatest locations in Asia.
What is "The Great Wall of China"
Made in the 50s, The Italian ship, the ____, was rammed by the Stockholm near New York and took over a day to sink
What is " The Andrea Doria"
This American capital is one that is a district and was founded by Washington in 1793
What is "Washington D.C."
If this war never happened, the German empire, Austria Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire would still be here.
What is "World War 1"
My wife told me to stop acting like a Flamingo, so I had to ____
What is "Put my foot Down"
The majestic works of the structures were made from around 2700-1500 B.C. and still stand today
What are "The Pyramids of Giza"
This German battleship sailed around Britain and destroyed the Hood before the British sank it near Ireland in WW2
What is "The Bismark"
This capital is the home of the longest neutral country in Europe
What is "Bern"
If this extinction event never happened, Dinosaurs would still rule the Earth.
What is the "Cretaceous Event"
Why did the car not move
What is " He was too Tired"
In 1933, this bridge was finished in California and was used in many monster movies as being destroyed by them
What is "The Golden Gate Bridge"
This battle destroyer for Britain has the name of a green ore found in deep caves of tall mountains.
What is "The HMS Emerald"
Once under Roman and British control, now is known for being near the Pyramids of Giza
What is "Cairo"
If these never happened, no living life would exist.
What is "Cells and Evolution"