Totally Useless Knowledge
What color is a giraffe’s tongue?
Dark blue-black (to avoid sunburn!).
If you stacked 1 million $1 bills, how tall would the stack be?
About 358 feet (like a 30-story building).
What food was created by mistake when someone left dough outside and it “caught” wild yeast?
Bread.
What country has a law that makes it illegal to own just one guinea pig?
Switzerland.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Likely cats.
In Switzerland, it’s illegal to own just one of which pet?
A guinea pig (they get lonely).
A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Which food has been to space more times than any astronaut?
Tortillas (they don’t make crumbs).
Which animal can sleep for three years without waking up?
Snail.
If you could replace your hand with any household object, what would be most useful?
A Swiss Army knife (or… a whisk?).
How many hearts does a worm have?
Five.
You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, then throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob.
Ketchup was once sold as what?
Medicine.
What’s the national animal of Scotland?
Unicorn.
If the internet had a smell, what would it be?
Burnt popcorn + old coffee.
Which animal’s milk is pink?
Hippopotamus.
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine.
What fruit was so expensive in the 1700s that people rented it just to show off?
Pineapple.
Which part of your body never stops growing?
Your nose and ears.
If aliens landed tomorrow, which country would try to claim them first?
USA.
What’s illegal to wear while fishing in Kansas?
A tuxedo.
What occurs once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in a hundred years?
The letter “M.”
What food was invented when a 11-year-old left flavored water outside in the cold with a stick in it?
Popsicle.
Which bird can recognize human faces and even hold grudges?
Crow.
If laughter added years to your life, who in your team would live the longest?
No correct answer.