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He's the most famous reindeer of all but he's bullied horribly & only loved after bailing everyone out on Christmas Eve

Rudolph

100

It is red and smells like blue paint.

Red Paint

100

You should do this underneath the mistletoe.

Kiss
100

A Mocha Frappé & a Filet-O-Fish

Mcdonalds

100

this word literally means rotten pot.

Potpourri

200

This title daredevil lives to the max! Though the Sun can kill him he sings Let's run & we'll have some fun now before I melt away

Frosty the Snowman

200

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

The don’t meet the koalafications.

200

This popular drink is only available around Christmas.

Eggnog

200

A drumstick & thigh Fill Up Meal & some Extra Crispy tenders

KFC

200

This word for an afternoon show means morning in French

Matinee

300

A police report would later reveal this title relative had hoof prints on her forehead & incriminating Claus marks on her back

Grandma

300

What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

300

Santa's real name is this.

Kris Kringle

300

A Meatball Marinara footlong & an Italian B.M.T. Melt

Subway

300

This French feminine word is a person with brown hair

Brunette

400

You don't think of Christmas tunes as black market body part movers but All I Want For Christmas Is this pair of choppers

My Two Front Teeth

400

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

400

This soda company was the first to use Santa Claus in an advertisement.

Coca-Cola  

400

Black Pepper Angus Steak & some Beijing Beef

Panda Express

400

Today's kids must wonder how to tear the online editions of newspapers into strips for this craft

Paper-Maché

500

Please daddy (don't get drunk this Christmas) is by this Take Me Home Country Roads singer

(John) Denver

500

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

500

The gingerbread house came from this country.

Germany

500

A Chalupa Supreme & Nachos Bellgrande

Taco Bell

500

For movies, it's not just a first showing but a successful Mac-based editing program introduced by Adobe in 1991

Premiere

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