Poorly Explained Christmas Movies
A kid gets obsessed with getting a gun for Christmas
A Christmas Story
What was Jesus laid in?
A manger
One horse open sleigh
I forgot my son at home while me and my family went overseas, and he had to fight off some burglars.
This person accidentally got thrown through a wall
Vicky
A woman's unemployed husband trashes her office at the company Christmas party.
Die Hard
Who were the first to learn of Jesus birth?
Round yon Virgin
I stopped a fake Santa from ruining Christmas at my job.
Buddy the Elf
Mia
Elf
Who wanted to kill Jesus?
King Herod
"A very Merry Christmas, And a happy new year. Let's hope its a good one, without ______" (2 words)
Any Fear
This person loves Superman
Tio Juan/Pedro
A guy loses all his money and crashes out.
It's a wonderful life
What profession was the man who helped Joseph and Mary in Bethlehem?
An Innkeeper
"A face on a lover, with a ________. A man undercover, but you tore him apart" (4 words)
Fire in his heart
Some jerk jay walked, and I ended up hitting her.
Santa
This person made a one-armed buzzer beater from beyond the half court line to secure a win.
Vicky
A deadbeat dad kills Santa Clause.
The Santa Clause
What was the gift that Jesus was given at his birth, that he also received at his death?
Myrrh
"____________ is the thing to say. On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day." (2 words)
Mele Kalikimaka
All I wanted to do was get my son his action figure.
Howard Langston or Arnold S.
This person could be a secret Kardashian
Giovanni Echavarria