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Ife
These two brothers had major drama over a bowl of soup and one sold his birthright for it. Talk about trading long term blessings for instant noodles. (Genesis 25:29–34)
Jacob and Esau
This boss woman took out a whole army commander by hospitality and a tent peg to the head
Jael
He said he’d ride or die for his friend… then freaked out and denied him three times. Relatable panic energy. (Luke 22:54–62)
peter
God used his misfortune to level up from fashion enthusiast to dreamer to slave to prisoner to prime minister
Joseph
This sister travelled a lot as a child and hit three countries in a year
Tomi
He was literally the Christians’ biggest opp—but after one dramatic encounter on the road, he became the group chat leader AND the Bible’s top writer
Paul
When all the dudes were hesitating and nobody wanted to lead, this woman said, ‘Okay, move. I’ll do it,’ and became Israel’s judge and commander anyway. (Judges 4:4–7)
Deborah
This prophet is the definition of avoidant pro max, he ran from his responsibilities and was willing to die for it. God had to give him a bit of jail time(seafood style)
Jonah
From hidden orphan to Persian queen, she used her new clout to save her people. Big queen energy.
Esther
This sis has double jointed elbow
Hannah
Imagine being forced into a toxic relationship where your partner constantly cheats as a way to preach to people
Hosea
This woman literally saved Moses’ life because HE forgot to do something God told him to do. Quickest problem-solver in the Bible. (Exodus 4:24–26)
Clue: The command was to circumcise his son
Zipporah
This prophet was so stressed out he had to be encouraged with divine uber eats
Elijah
Started as the king’s cupbearer — basically a personal assistant — then became governor and rebuilt a whole city. CEO energy unlocked!
Clue: He was actually not a prophet but led the rebuilding of Jerusalem’s walls
Nehemiah
This sister had a snail farm growing up
Oyin
This woman had 5 men on her roster and the one she was currently with wasn’t even her man😬 Jesus clocked her tea
Clue: John 4:16-18
The Samaritan Woman at the Well
When Pharaoh told them to commit evil, these two women said ‘Nope,’ saved the babies, and changed history. (Exodus 1:15–21)
Shiphrah and Puah
One sister is stressing over all the chores, the other is just sitting and vibing with Jesus. He tells the stressed one that sometimes listening beats multitasking. (Luke 10:38–42)
Martha and Mary
Prostitute-turned-spy-turned-messiah-line ancestor — from outsider to key player in God’s big plan. (Joshua 6:25, Matthew 1:5)
Rahab
This sister is missing a tailbone
Anita
This man was so stressed about a battle that he went to a witch for a séance, and ended up accidentally summoning the prophet Samuel from the dead (1 Samuel 28:7–14)
King Saul
This CEO-level woman sold luxury fabric, got saved, and immediately turned her home into Europe’s first church. (Acts 16)
Lydia
God are you sure? A guy who needed constant reassurance from God and kept double-checking God’s calling by asking him to perform the same sign multiple ways
Clue: Judges 6:36-40
Gideon
When her city was about to get destroyed in a rebellion, this woman pulled up, talked some sense into the enemy commander, and basically said, ‘Chill, we can fix this,’ saving everyone without lifting a sword. (2 Samuel 20:16–22)
The wise woman of Abel