JUST DOIN' MY JOB
QUOTH THE WOMAN
GARDEN STATE PARKWAY REST AREA NAMES
AN OCEAN OF LOTION
NFL Connections
100

3 letters, dealing with numbers; an exam section for it is called auditing & attestation; the exam itself takes 16 hours

CPA

100

With pride, she said, "The Montgomery boycott became the model for human rights throughout the world"

Rosa Parks

100

If you're driving from Lakehurst to Bloomfield, you can fittingly say whoa, we're halfway there! at the stop named for this singer

Bon Jovi

100

The isopropyl type of this is used in aftershave & hand lotions

Alcohol

100

Bald,
legal,
Sam from the Muppets

Eagles

200

A work crew leader; a jury leader (less remunerative)

Foreman

200

Malala Yousafzai: "I don't want to be thought of as 'the girl who was shot by"' this group "but 'the girl who fought for education"'

Taliban

200

This late, great "Sopranos" actor was honored with a Montvale Service Area

James Galdolfini

200

Sounding like a bullfighting cry, this company's super serum offers "visibly smoother lines"

Olay

200

Smokey,
Kodiak,
Gentle Ben

Bears

300

Field general; millions look at every move you make... & critique it; Otto Graham & Russell Wilson, good examples

Quarterback

300

"I'm not offended at all by the blonde jokes", said Dolly Parton; "I know I'm not dumb... & I also know that" this 3-word punchline

I'm not blonde

300

A rest area honors Larry Doby, once of the Negro League's Newark Eagles & later the first Black player in this MLB "junior circuit" (hint: one of the World Series teams comes from here each season)

American League

300

The Coasters song "Poison Ivy" says, "You're gonna need an ocean" of this pink lotion, "You'll be scratchin' like a hound" (hint: it's the kind of lotion you need if you do, in fact, get poison ivy).

Calamine Lotion

300

Rules,
Richelieu,
numbers

Cardinals

400

Knows the proper use of propofol; can count to 16 (letters in the job); can tell people to count backward from 100

Anesthesiologist

400

A retort from her was "You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? My husband is not the secretary of state"

Hillary Clinton

400

What exit for the stop honoring this Asian-American woman who anchored the "CBS Evening News" with Dan Rather? Between 153A & 151

Connie Chung

400

Obtained from beans, this fat that's used to make chocolate is also used in a Nivea body lotion

Cocoa Butter

400

Sea,
Elsa,
Mufasa

Lions

500

There's a fluid specific to your specific job; applying makeup can be part of it; preserving more than dignity

Embalmer

500

This quotable first lady famously declared that "The future belongs to those who believe in the power of their dreams" and "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

Eleanor Roosevelt

500

A Monmouth rest area honors this woman from Elizabeth who created the book character Margaret, who lives in Farbrook

Judy Blume

500

"E" is for this type of chemical additive found in lotions that helps with suspension of one liquid in another

Emulsifier

500

Oceanus,
Rhea,
Tethys

Titans

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