Any of the 7 books set in Hogwarts (1 point for each)
Harry Potter and the: Philosopher's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire, Order of the Pheonix, Half-Blood Prince, The Deathly Hallows
Put the cookie down! It's not a tumor, it's one of these delicious, brightly colored, button shaped chocolates made by Mars
M&M's
Flea
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
It's the name of the one-eyed Jackson role who gathered The Avengers
Nick Fury
This bay shares its name with an Indian state and a tiger
Bay of Bengal
"Wannabe" singers become a 1987 Motley Crue ode to the ladies
Spice Girls, Girls, Girls
In "Rocky Horror Picture Show," Tim Curry performed as a "Sweet Transvestite from" this central Romanian region
(Transexual) Transylvania
Any of the 4 books set in Panem (2 points for each)
The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
No, your soup doesn't have a tumor, it's one of these crunchy snacks named for a bivalve
Oyster crackers
John Paul Jones
It's the first name of the redeemable, jerry-curled icon he plays in Pulp Fiction
Jules (Winnfield)
This 1,680 mile river is the embodiment of all sacred waters in Hindu mythology
The Ganges
The Darkness' biggest hit becomes The Cardigans' biggest hit
I Believe In A Thing Called Lovefool
A bleached-blonde professional wrestler who defeated Andre the Giant was responsible for this craze of the '80s and '90s
Hulkamania
Any of the 7 books set in Narnia (3 point for each)
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Prince Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Silver Chair, The Horse and His Boy, The Magician's Nephew, The Last Battle
Ok, actually put the cookie down, those aren't tumors, or even chocolate chips, they're these disappointing dried grapes
Raisins
Fieldy
KoRn (lol)
Long before "subverting expectations" became cliche, Jackson's Russell Franklin was unceremoniously eaten in the middle of a stirring speech in this 1999 Renny Harlin thriller
Deep Blue Sea
George Harrison held a benefit event for this country once known as East Pakistan
Bangladesh
A 1982 hit for Duran Duran becomes a 2000's Australian power trio known for the song "Woman"
Hungry Like The Wolfmother
This U.S. State's State Dog is the Great Dane, and it's State Beverage is Milk
Pennsylvania
The Kingdom of Wisdom
The Phantom Tollbooth
It's ok, it's not a tumor, it's just one of these sac-like pockets full of air or fluids
Cysts
Cream
Jackson didn't get to swear much as Frozone in this 2004 Pixar classic
The Incredibles
This most widely spoken language in Pakistan, and the 11th most spoken language in India, shares its name with a northern Indian state and a geopolitical and cultural region comprising of northern India and eastern Pakistan
Punjabi
(Punjab accepted)
An Emerson, Lake & Palmer radio favorite that begins "Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.." becomes a 90's industrial rock band fronted by Trent Reznor
Karn Evil 9 Inch Nails
The British Invasion of the 1960's began in late 1963 when America was struck by this
Beatlemania
Jordan College, Oxford
The Golden Compass AKA Northern Lights
It's ok Cardi, it's not a tumor, it's just that little dangly dang that swang in the back of your throat
Uvula
Larry Graham
Sly & the Family Stone
(Graham Central Station accepted)
Danny Roman was set up, so to avoid going to jail he takes hostages in an office building and has to be talked down by Kevin Spacey who plays the title role in this F. Gary Gray film
The Negotiator
This island nation off of India has the title of "Democratic Socialist Republic"
Sri Lanka
A 90's critical darling, British, alt-rock female singer and trio of the same name that performs "Down By The Water" becomes a 1 Hit Wonder '90s band known for the song with the chorus "I'm not sick but I'm not well" (bonus point for knowing the actual name of the song)
PJ Harvey Danger
("Flagpole Sitta")
Its capital, and largest city, is Vilnius
Lithuania