PROBLEMS
max because they spent 4 days breathing the same air
What is Lauren upset about?
Dutch Bros.
Where is Maddy?
absolutely roasting Max into submission
Lauren on any given day
Literally going to take a photo of our TV and ask for ANY OTHER TELEVISION
What are Ashton's feelings about the TV?
HALFSHCHOLATEHALFVANILLA
Is it impossible to understand Carol?
Captain underpants
Who does Maddy think gave Ashton a wedgie at a bar?
At the Mexican food truck outside of the Yard
Where is Ashton at midnight on a Saturday?
*silence and anxiously walking around moving things*
Cara before Trent comes over
There is no way that is realistic. That could never happen.
What is Ashton thinking throughout every movie
What method of contraception did Brad think was effective?
#narcissisticbehavior
in bed or at the ER
Where is Lauren during her classes?
A cat coughing up a hairball for a painfully long amount of time
What does Ashton coughing sound like
transitions on Tik tok
What does Abby think ASMR is
Basically a 40 year old lesbian woman. Likes to go to bed early and go on early morning walks. Runs on caffeine and is also very feminist.
Who is Maddy's perfect match
Where is Cara on a Sunday morning?
like a hick needing to spit up some dip
Lauren at the sink each morning
I wish we were watching Holidate
What is Lauren thinking throughout every single movie
ashton's attempted murderer...
Who is not allowed into this dorm
buying literally anything under $5 from target that remotely relates to dogs or a generically nearby holiday
How does Maddy deal with stress?
getting circumcised
kind of like an old man choking
#narcissisticbehavior
*screeming bloody murder*