Christmas Tunes pt. 2
"She'd been drinking too much eggnog
and we begged her not to go
And she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow..."
Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy
This peppermint flavored candy is known for being hung on trees
Candy canes
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A partridge in a pear tree
The race of the main lovers (for like 99.9999% of the movies)
White
This group is categorized as having no religious affiliation/not believing in religion.
Atheists
"Woke up this morning,
thought I'd write a 'Chrismash'
How quickly can you build a snowman?
think fast..."
A Nonsense Christmas by Sabrina Carpenter
Please bring us some _____ _______,
Please bring us some _____ _______,
Please bring us some _____ _______,
And a happy new year!
Figgy Pudding
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Five golden rings
This is how the main to-be lovers meet
Bumped into each other/ put in an unfortunate situation
This major religion originating in Ancient India and is known for the concept "karma". It was later spread into other parts of Asia, leading to its spread throughout the world.
Buddism
"Santa came down the chimney
Half past three, y'all
Left all them good ole presents
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha..."
Merry Christmas Baby by Otis Redding
- Eggs
- Milk/Cream
- Sugar
- Vanilla Extract
- Nutmeg
- Cinnamon
Eggnog
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two turtle doves
The main dude's child (usually a daughter) has this tragic yet convenient backstory
Religion the birthday boy celebrates!
Judaism
"Santa, can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is here..."
My Only Wish (This Year) by Britney Spears
French word for "yule log"
Bûche de Noël
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine ladies dancing
This is why the main girl has to move out to the small town/ winter retreat (in most cases).
To write a report/article about Christmas (or) for work
For a food to be considered this, it must be permitted by Islamic dietary law. Foods that violate this and therefore cannot be considered this include pork, carnivorous animals, gelatin, and others.
Halal
"But it don't snow here,
it stays pretty green
I'm gonna make a lot of money,
then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene..."
River by Joni Mitchell
Uh oh! the ingredients list got washed up in the Icelandic google translate washing machine! Good luck deciphering!
- dökkt súkkulaði
- hvítt súkkulaði
- piparmynta, brotin í bita
- piparmyntuolía (valfrjálst)
Peppermint bark
From the song 8 Days of Christmas by Destiny's Child, on the eighth day of Christmas, my baby gave to me...
A pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring
Hallmark doesn't want the woke police on them, so they make this character diverse and give them 2 minutes of screen time at most to fill in their quota
Main character's best friend/coworker
Tom Cruise is the poster boy for this religion (and maybe left however that info is unclear).
Scientology