"G"ood Friday
Not-so Holy Saturday
My 70s to 90s Resume
Them's old-timey fightin' words
TV/Movie Mashups
Scientific Terms: Wrong Definitions
Final Jeopardy
100
The New Testament was written in this language.
What is Greek?
100
Saturday is statistically known as having the highest rates of death resulting from these. (There's three -- name one).
What are car crashes, overdoses, and venomous plants?
100
From Annie Hall to Annie's mom.
Who is Diane Keaton?
100
Family member whose name you cry to signal your surrender.
What is uncle?
100
After Darth Vader reveals that he's his father, Luke Skywalker goes back in time to make sure the young Darth asks Luke's future mom to the Intergalactic Prom.
What is The Empire Strikes Back to the Future?
100
These two chemical elements are made up of recently graduated atoms.
What are aluminum, and aluminium?
200
In the Gospel of John, Mary Magdalene mistakes the risen Jesus for someone of this profession.
What is a gardener?
200
While a musical guest on Saturday Night Live, Sinead O'Connor tore up a picture of this Catholic pope.
Who is John Paul II?
200
From bosom buddy, to a friend in me.
Who is Tom Hanks?
200
If someone asks you to put up these, it means to raise your fists in preparation for a fight.
What are your dukes?
200
Teacher-turned-drug dealer Walter White joins up with Walter Mattheu to coach a struggling baseball team.
What is Breaking Bad News Bears?
200
A ninth grader who plays in the NFL or MLB.
What is a protein?
300
Jesus is arrested in this garden, at the foot of the Mount of Olives.
What is Gethsemane?
300
According to Elton John, "Saturday night's alright for" this.
What is fighting?
300
From flying nun, to Forest's mom
Who is Sally Field?
300
If someone asks if you'd like one of these, you're being offered a punch -- not lunch.
What is a knuckle sandwich?
300
DJ, Uncle Joey, and Uncle Jessie do whatever it takes -- lies, blackmail, and murder -- to rise through the ranks of political power in Washington.
What is Full House of Cards?
300
In chemistry, it's someone very prejudiced against cows.
What is a catalyst?
400
Also known as "calvary," it's the Aramaic name for the hill where Jesus is crucified, and it translates to "place of the skull."
What is Golgotha?
400
It completes the lyric below from Sam Cooke's "Another Saturday Night" (and I ain't got nobody"):
Another fella told me he had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strange resemblance
To a cat named [This]
Who is Frankenstein?
400
From the consigliere to the Apostle.
Who is Robert Duvall?
400
Originating in fencing, it's a French word more broadly used to acknowledge or concede a point to an opponent in an argument.
What is touché?
400
This 1946 best picture starring Ray Milland and Jane Wyman is about an alcholic writer who, years later, has a blast in the Hamptons fooling party guests into thinking his dead boss's corpse is alive and well.
What is The Lost Weekend at Bernie's?
400
The branch of zoology that deals with, like, the grossest most disgusting fishes.
What is ichthyology?
400
The category is . . .
Easter
500
The beliefs of this early version of Christianity focused on the mystical and secret sayings of Jesus as found in apocryphal books like The Gospel of Thomas.
Who are the Gnostics?
500
This gruesome-sounding phrase is not about killing but refers to a 1973 series of DOJ resignations during the Watergate scandal.
What is the "Saturday Night Massacre"?
500
From Babs's beau to Ross and Monica's dad.
Who is Elliott Gould?
500
If you're ever in a duel, make sure to bring one of these: a friend or representative who acts on behalf of a duel participant.
What is a second?
500
When criminals attempt a daring heist aboard a Westchester train, the day is saved by Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander.
What is The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3 Amigos?
500
Taking, like, all of your pics and putting them together into a big collage.
What is photosynthesis?
500
Easter, a moveable feast, occurs on the first [this] after the first [this] after the first [this].
What is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the first day of spring?