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Available for immediate occupancy: Pair of respiratory organs; lobes and alveoli included; perfect oxygen "starter home".
What are lungs?
"Huevos verdes con jamon."
What is Green Eggs and Ham?
A rhyming spelling mnemonic rule with many exceptions is, “i before e except after” this letter
What is "c"?
Bennie
What is and the Jets?
This type of nut is used to make Nutella.
What is a hazelnut?
Longest bone in body seeks calcium supply for osteoporosis prevention; "thigh gap" fetishists need not apply
What is the femur?
"Como el Grinch Robo la Navidad!"
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
HOMES is a mnemonic for recalling the names of this group of North American bodies of water
Huey Lewis
What is and the News?
A Newton is a measurement of this.
What is force?
Vestigial organ seeks purpose; currently unhoused following abrupt removal from lower-right abdomen.
What is the appendix?
"El Gato Ensombrerado"
What is The Cat in the Hat?
“My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Potatoes" has been used to recall the order of these by distance from the sun, but in 2006, the potatoes got much smaller
What are the planets?
Frankie Valli
What is and the Four Seasons?
What is a bloodhound?
Butterfly-shaped gland seeks iodine for critical hormone production in goiter-free work environment.
What is the thyroid?
"Horton Escucha a Quien"
What is Horton Hears a Who?
PEMDAS and BODMAS are mnemonics for this math concept
What is the order of operations?
Buddy Holly
What is and The Crickets?
This refers to the area before the line of scrimmage in American Football.
What is the backfield?
DAILY DOUBLE!
Sticky, yellow-green digestive fluid seeks transit from liver to gall bladder; proficient in fat digestion.
"Un Pez, Dos Peces, Pez Rojo, Pez Azul"
What is "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish"?
The acrostic Every Good Boy Deserves Favor is used to remember the note order from bottom line to top line on this visual display
What is a musical staff?
Crosby, Stills, Nash,
What is and Young?
Kahlua is flavoured with this.
What is coffee?