Thanksgiving Jokes
What key can’t open any doors?
A turkey.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney were in this band.
the Beatles?
The centerpiece of the meal.
turkey
how many days long was the first thanksgiving?
3
What goes up but never comes down?
age
What do you call a group of musical sweet potatoes?
A yam session.
She released “Genie in a Bottle” in 1999.
Christina Aguilera?
A bread-based mixture often cooked inside the turkey or separately.
stuffing
true or false: there was turkey at the first thanksgiving with pilgrims.
false
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
darkness
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
She had a #1 hit in each year of the ’90s—the only singer to do so.
Who is Mariah Carey?
typically a sweet dish, sometimes made with a pecan or marshmallow topping.
sweet potato pie/casserole
where was the first thanksgiving hosted?
plymouth rock, MA
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
comb
Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
David Bowie changed his name from Davy Jones to avoid confusion with Davy Jones of this group.
The Monkees?
A classic comfort food, often prepared with butter and milk.
mashed potatoes
The tradition of presidents pardoning a turkey started with which president?
JFK
What gets wet while drying?
towel
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
Chuck Berry’s first Top-40 hit was this one about a girl in a Coupe de Ville.
“Maybellene”?
A versatile and popular bread that is often served as is in the south especially.
cornbread
when was the first macys thxgiving parade?
1924
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
deck of cards