Former Friends
It may have been this former friend's "pleasure," but it was the fast food chain's biggest regret when it had to fire her for giving away free food (mainly to the lucky members of our families).
Who is Gracie?
As John Federico once put it, "It used to be a big deal when people traveled to Europe, now _______ goes there every other week!"
Who is Colin Honroth?
Once hosted at an estranged one's humble abode, these legendary parties took their name not from the hostess, but from the matriarch of the house herself.
What are Nance Bangers?
It's every mother's dream for their daughter to win a senior superlative, unless that superlative is Biggest Flirt. So naturally, two of your daughters were in the running.
Who are Lexi and Claire?
You'd think Jamaica would smell like rum punch and jerk chicken, but the lone father on our senior spring break famously declared otherwise.
Who is Jason Story?
A resident of our very own Water's Road, this former friend's house became a hotspot for underage drinking, and one eventful New Years Eve party ended in a fist fight on her front lawn.
Who is Kelsey Rottner?
A true homie hopper, both Claire and Emily had the honor of breaking this boy's heart. Maybe that's why he moved on from chasing brunettes to chasing blondes... or at least one blonde, in particular.
Who is Coln Raad?
Although one of us may have spent the night in the Athens-Clarke County jail, another daughter was actually an inmate at a lesser known detention center: the Truist Park Jail.
Who is Lauren?
This Autrey Mill educator should be remembered for teaching chemical bonds, but he is rather remembered for the inappropriate bonds he attempted to form with his female students, which ultimately led our poor Avery to transfer to another class.
Who is Coach Moore/Kenny Moore?
Us daughters have had our fair share of iconic group chat names over the years... but they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, so it's no surprise the moms have this legendary group chat title that rivals our own.
What is "Who built the cages, Joe?"
Anyone who thinks Kris Jenner is the ultimate "momager" clearly hasn't met this former friend's mom, who was the puppet master behind all of our middle school drama.
Who is Amber Proffitt/Jennifer Proffitt?
This guy's father has been unofficially crowned the ultimate DILF of our friend group.
Who is Jake Snow/Matt Miller?
This Afro-British "entrepreneur" supplied half our grade with fake IDs, but he later expanded his business model when he started producing fake vaccination cards for our parents.
Who is Caleb (C Mulla)?
The fast food restaurant at the center of the junior year parking pass controversy that resulted in us losing our parking privileges during the second week of school.
What is Tropical Smoothie?
While the moms were lucky enough to grow up in a time where Life360 did not exist, us daughters had to get creative to outsmart the invention -- like the time one mother discovered Gracie's phone stashed in this location.
What is the Dorrell's mailbox?
This former friend upgraded from serving chicken breast at the "rustic" cousin of Hooters to serving a different kind of breast on an adult content site.
Who is Ansley Sparkman?
Where in the world is this guy? No one knows, and he hasn't been spotted in years. Rumor has it, he went into hiding after allegedly sparking a cryptocurrency scandal at his swanky Texas college.
Who is Jackson White?
In the darkest days of Covid quarantine when our options for social outings were scarce, we had to get a little creative. So while we may have told you we were "exploring the wilderness," we were actually attending Project-X level parties with hundreds of other Fulton County teenagers at this outdoor location.
What is the Chattahoochee River?
Speaking of Tropical-Smoothie-Gate... One of our co-conspirators emerged from the scandal unscathed. We lost our parking passes, but she lost the school administration chasing her through the halls, and we are still angry about it.
Who is Avery Harris?
It wasn't uncommon for a guest to overindulge at the parties we threw back in the day, but this guest made history when she had to be airlifted out of a basement by two of our fearless fathers.
Who is Ella Uhde?
The daughter of a JCHS guidance counselor, this former friend's Breckenridge residence was the middle school trap house of every mother's nightmares.
Who is Lucy Higgins?
Unemployed? Don't worry! Take a page out of this guy's book and just have your dad open an Uptown Cheapskate franchise then appoint you as the general manager!
Who is Aaron Turner?
In high school, this friend from rival turf threw a party that got busted by the cops and almost landed us in jail... little did we know, one of us would actually end up behind bars with him years later.
Who is Emilio?
We are all victims of Ansley Sparkman's kleptomaniac ways, but Claire truly felt her wrath after unknowingly borrowing this piece of stolen school property from Ansley for a Halloween costume.
What is a Johns Creek Cheer Uniform?
The best mom's ever;)
Who are Jill, Lori, Cheryl, Linda, Caye, & Kathryn?