Things I Googled at 2 A.M.
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So You Call Yourself a Christian
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Chandler’s middle name from the television show "Friends".
What is Muriel?
100
In 2000, Blockbuster could’ve bought this company for $50 million — but said, “Nah, we’re good.”
What is Netflix?
100
Human who wrote the most words in the Bible
Who is Moses?
100
Magnitude — short for Magnetic Attitude — is famous for his two-word exclamation which became his defining personality trait.
What is “Pop! Pop!”?
100
This person will only pump gas at Costco, loves peanut M&Ms, but refuses to eat the green ones — leaving them behind like little outcasts.
Who is Trey Warren?
200
In American football, this obscure rule led to a controversial ending in a 2001 playoff game between the Patriots and Raiders.
What is the Tuck Rule?
200
These were the mysterious numbers haunting the survivors on the hit TV show LOST.
What is 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 42?
200
This 1997 book convinced an entire generation of Christian teens that holding hands was basically emotional adultery — and that group dates were the only path to holiness.
What is I Kissed Dating Goodbye?
200
The Atlanta Falcons led the Patriots by this score midway through the third quarter — a number that has since become infamous in sports history.
What is 28–3?
200
This person once called someone an idiot for speaking Spanish to a dog — because, obviously, dogs only understand English.
Who is Kenworth Reeves?
300
The events dramatized in the film "Dumb Money" were directly inspired by the meteoric rise of this company’s stock in 2021.
What is Game Stop?
300
Before his Mad Men days, Jon Hamm had a recurring role as too-perfect boyfriend on this NBC sitcom.
What is 30 Rock?
300
This megachurch’s worship band has released so many albums that half of Spotify’s “Christian” playlists are just them under different names.
Who is Hillsong?
300
In the 1990s, a Pepsi commercial jokingly claimed you could earn this military vehicle for 7 million Pepsi Points — one college student took it seriously and tried to collect.
What is a Jet?
300
This mischievous 7-year-old learned to drive and once pranked her mom by pretending to crash into a gas station window.
Who is JoAnna Butler?
400
This smooth 1983 Michael Jackson hit from Thriller wasn’t written by the King of Pop himself, but by members of the band Toto — proving pop perfection sometimes comes with a side of soft rock.
What is “Human Nature”?
400
This tiny equine superstar’s death united Pawnee like nothing else could, led to Leslie Knope’s most heartfelt speeches, and made Andy Dwyer cry harder than any human ever could.
Who is Lil’ Sebastian?
400
This priestly figure blessed Abram with bread and wine — and then disappeared from history like the Bible’s most mysterious cameo.
Who is Melchizedek?
400
After taking mescaline, French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre reported being haunted for years by visions of this — proving that even existentialists can have very weird hallucinations.
What is a Lobster?
400
When applying for jobs, this individual made sure to
highlight their passion for 14 flavors of ice cream right at the top of their résumé.
Who is Ben Tolles?
500
This near-vertical 12-meter rock face just below Everest’s summit shares a name with a famous politician, and like many political debates, climbers often find themselves stuck in line here, arguing over the best way to get past it.
What is the Hillary Step?
500
This fashion mogul, so obsessed with being “hot right now,” was named after a horned white ape‑creature from a certain sci‑fi series—and once yelled, “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” when his plan went off‑the‑runway.
Who is Mugatu?
500
This live-action/animated TV series followed a boy named Nick and his mischievous cartoon friend who often helped him learn moral lessons through adventures and imagination.
What is McGee and Me?
500
Though this “lady” of Don Quixote’s heart is never seen in person and mostly exists in his imagination, she inspires more knightly heroics than anyone in La Mancha — proving true love sometimes only needs a really good imagination.
Who is Dulcinea?
500
This Labubu-obsessed individual's first date ended with a romantic dinner, a case of food poisoning, and some very unfortunate projectile moments.
Who is Abby Warren?
