love is love 300
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from different directions. They aren’t able to decide who gets to go first, so they all move forward at the same time. They don't crash into each other, but all four cars went. How did this happen?
All of the cars made right turns!
they come out at night without being called lost in the day come out at night what are they
stars
i can make a baby cry if i take this from the baby what can it be
candy
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her.
How old are we now? mom and daughter
I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?
By unlocking the car, of course!
who is on the 5 dollar bill an no its not judy hadley
President Abraham Lincoln
I'm a flat circular spongy roll made from yeast dough and eaten also toasted in the morning or night and all buttered up what am i
English muffin
peter parents have three sons: jimmy, tommy, and what’s the name of the third son?
peter
you could burn me or not I am tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candel
i can pick up kids or not pretend like i never saw them they need me in order to get to destination a or b what am i
school bus
what kind of band never plays music
rubber band
I'm a soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and often decorated or not what am i
cake
I am made of metal surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
a PENCIL
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll!
WHY DID THE COOKER THROW THE BUTTER OUT THE WINDOW?
HE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE BUTTERFLY...
what has legs but doesnt walk
a table
This is the main ingredient in spaghetti and Mac-N-Cheese. what is it
pasta
I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
What gives you ability to walk through walls? you are not superman
doors
what kind of shoes don't go on your feet?
Tissues
you need this in order to use the bathroom
toilet paper if not a corn on the cob
how many eyes does a caterpillar have
12 eyes Caterpillars have 12 eyes! On each side of its head, a caterpillar has 6 tiny eyelets, called stemmata, arranged in a semi-circle.
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
he is bald
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH