EX MARKS THE SPOT
This former flame is best known for bearing a striking resemblance to daytime TV icon Ellen DeGeneres
Who is Rob Poling.
Students always suspected this cosmetology teacher’s attitude came from one source — not being in the group chat.
Who is Ms. Dinoi
Known for being both the life of the party and a gifted liar, this friend taught us to be wary of her free‑ticket offers.
Who is Erin Turner
This former hangout was a converted dump where you could find us most weekends, usually sprinting away from the cops.
What is the Rez?
This K‑Ci & JoJo classic was the slow song that signaled every BR dance was officially over.
What is All My Life
Known to some as ‘The Black Mamba,’ this ex could pass for an NBA legend without even trying.
Who is Daniel Peters.
This teacher, also named after a polish sausage, was known for his squeaky voice
Who is Mr Kielbasa
This former Arbonne powerhouse, famous for sliding into your DMs with voice notes, eventually swapped energy fizz sticks for prayer circles.
Who is Dana Wilson.
This multi‑level bar was known for nights that started with a limo pickup and sometimes ended in stitches—literally.
What is London Taphouse
This M.I.A. song was the soundtrack to us rolling up to other schools’ football games like we owned the place.
What is Paper Planes
Name the ex whose narcissism was loud, but not nearly as loud as the calls from his payday loan collectors.
Who is Chase Soren.
This biology instructor’s most memorable lesson involved a surprise viewing of his wife’s birth video
Who is Mr. Vanderwilt
This friend once posted a truly unforgettable Craigslist ad asking for help bailing out her boyfriend... nipples and all.
Who is Alana Alfonsi.
At this sandy seaside watering hole, our only mode of transportation was a fleet of golf carts.
What is Sherkston
This Lil Wayne track shook the entire car, especially if you were trapped in the back with the subwoofer.
What is A Milli?
This ex was described as having a "distinct neck tattoo" in the warrant issued by the police for his arrest.
Who is Ron Williams
This science teacher was known for sending students out on snack runs and roasting everyone in class.
Who is Mr. Chairot
This friend, known for her uniform clip and ever‑changing hair colour, also had a streak of chaotic relationships including a husband from Florida
Who is Becca Paige
This club — our old London stomping grounds — was famously draped in red velvet from wall to wall
What is Rouge.
This Enur song soundtracked many of our suburban egging adventures
What is Calabria 2008?
After one of their classic lovers’ quarrels, this ex ended up in handcuffs.
Who is Ben Driscoll
If you survived Grade 9 gym, chances are this eye rolling wrestling coach was your teacher.
Who is Mr. Di Benedetto
Need a lift? This friend’s signature yellow bus was always available.
Who is Andrew Polimeni.
Name the street where the Zawislak siblings turned their family home into a recurring party venue.
What is Driftwood Place.
This Take Care song featuring The Weeknd became the unofficial national anthem of dramatic friend groups everywhere.
What is Crew Love