Medina Rossinis 2
Anthony and Alex went to this national march in January at the capital.
What is the March for Life?
These people wear funny hats, control the world, and always pick up pennies off of the floor.
What are the JEWS/Downfall of mankind?
This is what we call fat people, and it is similar to saying "big boned".
What is "big back"?
This is a "fun" creed held by certain Lutherans, that says that God is non-binary, has plural pronouns, and that Jesus has two dads. They also believe in the rainbow spirit.
What is the "sparkle creed"?
Mr. Schmalz likes to say this whenever there is any hidden implications. I said this at the end of my senior speech.
What is "Appreciate That"?
This is mom's favorite colorful building(on the right) which people would pass by on their way to the U of M.
What is Lil' Mogidishu?
These people are not only bad at driving, but they have a tendency to know Kung Fu.
What are Asians/Small Eyes? (Chinese, Japanese, or Korean are also acceptable)
Against all odds, Aunt Alisa says that Paulina is different from her siblings and is going to do this.
What is play tennis (professionally/in college)?
This belief held by Lutherans, says that the Bible is the only source of doctrine/truth.
What is "Sola Scriptura"?
This person said "Don't say 'cuh' or you're gonna get shot by gangs,".
Who is Charlie?
When this person was about 10, s/he thought that s/he could take Dante in a wrestling match no problem and was urging him on to fight.
Who is Anthony?
This ethnic group used to be a football team, and they like to wear a feather on their head to ward off mosquitoes.
More Hints if Needed.
What are the Native Americans/Indians?
This saying is from Napoleon Dynamite, and it is said to a llama by Napoleon himself.
What is "Tina Eat the Food!"?
In this religion, some intergalactic ruler named Xenu transported billions of aliens to Earth who were later killed by hydrogen bombs and volcanoes. Their spirits became confused and attached themselves to humans.
Extra Hint if Needed.
What is the church of scientology?
Dad says that these shows are "gay" shoes.
What are sandals or Birkenstocks?
This person once challenged me, in 8th grade(I think), to an arm wrestle thinking s/he would easily win. I slammed his/her arm to the table in a few seconds.
Who is Anna?
This specific race is known to not know how to change the fire alarms.
What are the blacks/negros/darkskins/niggers?
This term relates to a sweet pastry, often frosted, that is owned by JP.
What is JP's Cake?
This prophet allegedly tried to kill himself three times because he thought his revelations were demonic.
Who is Muhammad?
This quote blames a specific ethnic group, that is also a religion, for anything. "It's ------ --- ----"
What is "Its always the Jews"?
This is the accessory at the Tuckborough house that was used all the time and mom said we are never getting another one(because of the upkeep).
What is a hot tub?
Down syndrome people love to have this food as their midnight snack(not for beckfast!). And when they are caught, they shove this food down their pants!
What is grilled cheese?
Dad when watching fields goals during a game, can often be caught saying this.
What is "That would've been good from another 5-10 yards"? (something similar is also allowed)
More like a philosophy, this way of thinking says that morals, knowledge, and truth are all subjective(not absolute, personal to oneself). This is/was held by the one and only Eamonn Schotanus.
What is (Moral) Relativism?
In the hotel for Andrew's wedding, this person kept on saying how parts of the room were 25% or 75% Asian.
Who is Uncle Joe?