Jokes!
The Flag
Presidents
4th of July
States
100

What did one flag say to the other flag?

Nothing. It just waved.

100

The colors of the American flag are…?

Red, white, and blue.

100
He was the first president of the United States.

George Washington

100

At night on the 4th of July, the sky lights up with what?

Fireworks

100

This state is a collection of islands.

Hawaii

200

Why did the duck say “BANG!”?

It was a firequacker.

200

On the original flag, the stars were arranged in this shape.

A circle.
200

He freed the slaves when he signed the Emancipation Proclamation.

Abraham Lincoln.

200

The 4th of July celebrates America’s independence from this country.

England

200

The land used by golf courses in the U.S. is more than two times larger than this smallest U.S. state.

Rhode Island

300

What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

Tea-shirts.

300

How many stars on the American flag today?

50.

300

He is the current president of the United States—and the oldest president at the time of inauguration.

Joe Biden

300

This 4th of July tradition involves a long line of community groups walking in the streets. Sometimes they throw candy!

A parade

300

This largest U.S. state is connected to Canada, not the U.S. mainland.

Alaska

400

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?

One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill.

400

This woman is known for having sewn the first American flag.

Betsy Ross.

400
He was the second president and the main author of the Declaration of Independence.

Thomas Jefferson

400

America declared its independence on July 4th of this year.

1776

400

Early members of the Church walked across the United States and settled in the area in this state.

Utah

500

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?

Dino-mite!

500

There are 13 stripes on the American flag. What do they represent?

The 13 original colonies.

500

He is the only president to be forced out of office.

Richard Nixon

500

The Declaration of Independence was signed in this city.

Philadelphia

500

From 1836 to 1845, this state ruled itself as its own country.

Texas

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